Why You Should Watch The Debate Tonight

• It will be the first time a woman has moderated a presidential debate in 20 years… and both candidates are terrified of her.
• …and Cindy Crowley’s gonna be like the Honey Badger and not give a what.
• The debates are “tied.”
• Chris Matthews gets way too emotional (and it’ll be funnier than Glenn Beck launching a denim line to counter the progressive Levi’s).
• Live events draw the highest ratings and you now have a reason to avoid Facebook for 24 hours as everyone channels their inner cable news analyst.
• Honey Boo Boo supports Obama.

We’ll be live-tweeting the best commentary from the debate (over on your right), or catch a more condensed version in our weekly Twitter Sitter.