The twitterverse has been poppin’ this week y’all; it even stalled on Thursday as it revved up for the Olympics. The Mitt hit the fan in London, Yvette Nicole Brown is man-crazy again, pics surfaced of the $70K Britney trans-formation, Zach Braff is party-planning post-gay/pot legalization, and formal event etiquette from around the world.
Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I’m gonna throw.— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) May 7, 2012
“It’s summer.He should be turning water into rosé.” - Jesus’ gay friend— Gary Janetti (@GaryJanetti) July 20, 2012
How come if a woman sucks a bunch of dicks she’s a “slut,” but if I do it I’m “very popular at rest stops in New Jersey”?— rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 22, 2012
A transgendered man spent $70K to become a woman and get Britney Spears’ look. twitter.com/entylawyer/sta…— Enty Lawyer (@entylawyer) July 24, 2012
NOW YAH JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USE TA KNOW.— Barbara Evans (@BabsEvansMTV) July 24, 2012
I still don’t understand why short people have to walk into a room first.— LuAnn de Lesseps (@CountessLuAnn) July 24, 2012
I just feel like Brown ppl have some crazy embedded, esoteric connection with the outerworlds— ♥ AZEALIA BANKS ♥ (@AZEALIABANKS) July 24, 2012
You a basic bitch if you got a pic up on Facebook with the caption ‘Me, Myself and I’.— Beyonka Fierce (@HausOfBeyonka) July 22, 2012
#ThingsMariahTaughtMe Ideally you should have at least one apartment-sized closet strictly devoted to housing your lingerie.— Tranna Wintour (@TrannaWintour) July 22, 2012
Mitt Romney retroactively cancels visit to London. #RomneyShambles— Danielle Blake (@DCPlod) July 26, 2012
In case you missed it, Mitt Romney had a bad day, his tax plan was called out for what it was, and then he went to London for a charm offensive and offended everyone (and every newspaper in town). So it’s safe to say he’s had a bad week. Let’s hope his horse wins!
When in doubt…. Frittata it bitch.#leftovers— Gay Stoners (@gaystoners) July 22, 2012
Real men DO wear shorts. Hot Pants are another story.— Marko Kalfa (@blowzine) July 27, 2012
Just made a sick shampoo mohawk. FYI.— Anders Holm (@ders808) July 24, 2012
Not so sure about my new shower gel :o) instagr.am/p/NV4cEdA3nL/— Tim Kruger (@TimKrugerXXX) July 21, 2012
Neither are we…
When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies.— Not Common Facts ™ (@NotCommonFacts) July 25, 2012
Jesus, enough already.