Twitter Sitter #FF @TrannaWintour @zachbraff @ders808 @robdelaney @CountessLuAnn etc.

The twitterverse has been poppin’ this week y’all; it even stalled on Thursday as it revved up for the Olympics. The Mitt hit the fan in London, Yvette Nicole Brown is man-crazy again, pics surfaced of the $70K Britney trans-formation, Zach Braff is party-planning post-gay/pot legalization, and formal event etiquette from around the world.

!!!! @NathanFillion !!!! Okay, got that out of my system! Just a pic of Nathan, @alisonbrie and me. No biggie. ;)say.ly/rWS3P2d

— yvette nicole brown (@yvettenbrown) July 23, 2012

Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I’m gonna throw.

— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) May 7, 2012

“It’s summer.He should be turning water into rosé.” - Jesus’ gay friend

— Gary Janetti (@GaryJanetti) July 20, 2012

How come if a woman sucks a bunch of dicks she’s a “slut,” but if I do it I’m “very popular at rest stops in New Jersey”?

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 22, 2012

A transgendered man spent $70K to become a woman and get Britney Spears’ look. twitter.com/entylawyer/sta…

— Enty Lawyer (@entylawyer) July 24, 2012

NOW YAH JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USE TA KNOW.

— Barbara Evans (@BabsEvansMTV) July 24, 2012

I still don’t understand why short people have to walk into a room first.

— LuAnn de Lesseps (@CountessLuAnn) July 24, 2012

I just feel like Brown ppl have some crazy embedded, esoteric connection with the outerworlds

— ♥ AZEALIA BANKS ♥ (@AZEALIABANKS) July 24, 2012

You a basic bitch if you got a pic up on Facebook with the caption ‘Me, Myself and I’.

— Beyonka Fierce (@HausOfBeyonka) July 22, 2012

#ThingsMariahTaughtMe Ideally you should have at least one apartment-sized closet strictly devoted to housing your lingerie.

— Tranna Wintour (@TrannaWintour) July 22, 2012

Mitt Romney retroactively cancels visit to London. #RomneyShambles

— Danielle Blake (@DCPlod) July 26, 2012

In case you missed it, Mitt Romney had a bad day, his tax plan was called out for what it was, and then he went to London for a charm offensive and offended everyone (and every newspaper in town). So it’s safe to say he’s had a bad week. Let’s hope his horse wins!

When in doubt…. Frittata it bitch.#leftovers

— Gay Stoners (@gaystoners) July 22, 2012

Real men DO wear shorts. Hot Pants are another story.

— Marko Kalfa (@blowzine) July 27, 2012

Just made a sick shampoo mohawk. FYI.

— Anders Holm (@ders808) July 24, 2012

Not so sure about my new shower gel :o) instagr.am/p/NV4cEdA3nL/

— Tim Kruger (@TimKrugerXXX) July 21, 2012

Neither are we…

When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies.

— Not Common Facts ™ (@NotCommonFacts) July 25, 2012

…mmmmhmmm.

Are you ready to have a #Kiki with @kathygriffin!?

— Andy Cohen (@BravoAndy) July 27, 2012

Jesus, enough already.