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This week, the magic of Twitter allowed us a peek at celebrities’ bad behavior and advised us who not to venture into a bathroom after. Plus, Will Ferrell weighs in on Facebook, everyone weighs in on upcoming TV shows, and we’ve rounded up the best roasting of bad-month-having Mitt Romney.
.@kellyripa absolutely!!— Anderson Cooper (@andersoncooper) September 21, 2012
Celebrities, they’re just like us!
Leave it up to Fiona Apple to get arrested for hashish possession. She’s so indie!!!!— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) September 20, 2012
Maybe not so much…
@therealxtina just bought your new single. Seems the old Christina i loved has returned! Congratulations!! :)— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) September 18, 2012
…or maybe not at all.
So dark… and shiny. Defintely glad they’re not like us.
Nicki as a judge on American Idol is like Adele as a judge on So You Think You Can Dance.— Prince ⚓(@PrinceFenty_) September 16, 2012
I’ve decided to take ‘Go On’ as an imperative title. “Go On, don’t watch this. Go On and live your damn life.”— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) September 20, 2012
Facebook is just like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls, and you get poked by people you don’t know.— Not Will Ferrell (@itsWillyFerrell) September 18, 2012
DUDES IS LOW-PHAT. THEY CAN’T BELIEVE I’M SO BUTTA.— Le1f ☥(@LE1FNY) September 16, 2012
I hate it when I flex and my shirt rips off.— The Stoned Panda ™ (@RealStonedPanda) September 20, 2012
4 years ago John McCain thought Sarah Palin was a better running mate than Mitt Romney. You have to admire his political instincts.— Robert Asselin (@rasselin66) September 17, 2012
Mitt Romney has reached “Lil Mama at the VMAs” level of second-hand embarrassment, and very few people can claim that.— Calvin (@aurosan) September 18, 2012
you can buy an education but you can’t buy class— Amanda Lepore (@Amanda_Lepore) September 18, 2012
OH DEAR LURD. HOMEBOY DIDN’T EVEN COMB HIS HURR. #MittRomney— Imani ABL (@AngryBlackLady) September 18, 2012
Todd Akin is in Missouri laughing his head off at Mitt Romney.— utaustinliberal (@utaustinliberal) September 18, 2012
Opinions are like assholes: I once saw my uncle’s— Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 14, 2012
You know anytime Jamie Lee Curtis goes into a restroom everyone is thinking, “Ugh. Bet she’s going in there to shit.”— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) September 18, 2012
Shaun White attacked a hotel guest in Nashville. Probably called him Carrot Top. Asked him to pull out his box of jokes.— Enty Lawyer (@entylawyer) September 18, 2012
Trina gave Biz Markie his first Blow Job! Talk about putting a price on your life! Poor biz Markie I bet his wishing he was just the friend— KHIA (@QueenKhia) September 16, 2012
AY IT’S YA BOY TYLA AKA MERMAID BYTCH AKA LONG WEAVE HEAUX AKA BROKE MERMAID AKA STUDENT LOAN SPHYNX AKA KIKI’S DELIVERY SERVICE—♆AQUABABE♆ (@QUEENTYLA) September 16, 2012
fuck this im going to givenchy— ZOMBY ® (@ZombyMusic) September 20, 2012