Don’t tell mom, the Twitter Sitter was dead, but like a phoenix, she’s back. This week Billy Eichner and Mo Rocca take on current events, while we get fashion and music advice for the 4th.
Now that we’ve dealt with Sandusky, what are we going to do about Nicolette Sheridan?— billy eichner (@billyeichner) June 23, 2012
Can’t decide which is worse. Shannon Dougherty getting an online degree, or doing a commercial about it.— Not Burt Reynolds (@NotBurtReynolds) June 24, 2012
Trying to be a good role model to my assistant means not going to the bank wearing only high waisted pants + a bra.— KERIN’S WORLD (@KERINSWORLD) June 25, 2012
90’s nostalgia. Choice footwear for cardio realness instagr.am/p/MbkT5MvSdR/— SutanlovesRaja (@sutanamrull) June 28, 2012
Even better advice from America’s Next Top Drag Superstar of Yesteryear,
Don’t you ever, ever look at my 25 Most Played— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti) June 26, 2012
Thank you my 16000 followers, have a listen to this new live set soundcloud.com/dfp/dimitri-fr… and DL if you like— Dimitri From Paris (@DimitriParis) June 24, 2012
The people who talk to their TVs through the Twitter all deserve a hug.— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) June 23, 2012
My new Twitter followers will be disappointed this weekend when I livetweet my Panda hunting expedition with John Boehner, let me tell you.— Gary He (@garyhe) June 28, 2012
But why is the Supreme Court even weighing in on the Individual Man Date?Masturbation is a private matter!— Mo Rocca (@MoRocca) June 28, 2012
“When someone asks ‘Are you on Grindr?’ they are basically asking if you are a self destructive vacuous whore” *too funny*— Nik (@nikpate) June 24, 2012
Keep that in mind at the beach this weekend…
BONG BONG BONG— Big Ben (@big_ben_clock) June 28, 2012
…and those are our plans for the weekend.