Nothing cures a hangover like a slow walk in the rain with a diarrhetic dog.— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) September 28, 2012
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@jillzarin Sorry websites down. Cannot process credit cards via twitter or I would assist. Please call 800-221-1212 & request supervisor.^BH— Delta Assist (@DeltaAssist) September 23, 2012
It’s getting really sad watching former reality stars on Twitter beg for attention and help.
twitter i’m getting sick of your 140 character limit bullshit— ♡ ANTHONY SPEARS ♡ (@LOHANTHONY) September 22, 2012
If I was @parishilton, I wouldn’t go into a hair dressers, a clothing store, an antique store, ect. for a VERY long time!— ☆TRULY OUTRAGEOUS☆ (@SirChad__) September 22, 2012
Don’t make me choose between you and and a Big Mac. Unless you tryna lose.— Barbie Bitch (@MixedGirlBarbie) September 23, 2012
Wwha??? twitter.com/danielnardicio…— danielnardicio (@danielnardicio) September 24, 2012
Ahmadinejad has pot eyes— Mo Rocca (@MoRocca) September 26, 2012
I imagine that most “entertainment correspondents” leave the red carpet and go home and cry for several hours. #Emmys— billy eichner (@billyeichner) September 23, 2012
Those Ugg boots with your mini skirt make you look like a weather confused whore.— Regina George (@ReginaGeoorge) September 26, 2012
Dude, saying “totes” is hella annoying.— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) September 22, 2012
YES WE LOVE THE DRAG QUEENS MUCH MUCH LOVE TO THEM ALL <3— KHIA (@QueenKhia) September 27, 2012
Yes, we do!