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Nothing cures a hangover like a slow walk in the rain with a diarrhetic dog.

— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) September 28, 2012

Preach… We’ve got more from our favorite celebrities and Twitter personalities covering the week in “news.”

@jillzarin Sorry websites down. Cannot process credit cards via twitter or I would assist. Please call 800-221-1212 & request supervisor.^BH

— Delta Assist (@DeltaAssist) September 23, 2012

It’s getting really sad watching former reality stars on Twitter beg for attention and help.

twitter i’m getting sick of your 140 character limit bullshit

— ♡ ANTHONY SPEARS ♡ (@LOHANTHONY) September 22, 2012

If I was @parishilton, I wouldn’t go into a hair dressers, a clothing store, an antique store, ect. for a VERY long time!

— ☆TRULY OUTRAGEOUS☆ (@SirChad__) September 22, 2012

In case you missed it, Paris Hilton made some news and is a bit of an ass.

NOT COOL, COOKIE. RT @oreo: Ever bring your own Oreo cookies to the movie theater? #slicksnacker

— AMC Theatres (@AMCTheatres) September 25, 2012

Don’t make me choose between you and and a Big Mac. Unless you tryna lose.

— Barbie Bitch (@MixedGirlBarbie) September 23, 2012

Wwha??? twitter.com/danielnardicio…

— danielnardicio (@danielnardicio) September 24, 2012

Ahmadinejad has pot eyes

— Mo Rocca (@MoRocca) September 26, 2012

I imagine that most “entertainment correspondents” leave the red carpet and go home and cry for several hours. #Emmys

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) September 23, 2012

Those Ugg boots with your mini skirt make you look like a weather confused whore.

— Regina George (@ReginaGeoorge) September 26, 2012

Dude, saying “totes” is hella annoying.

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) September 22, 2012

YES WE LOVE THE DRAG QUEENS MUCH MUCH LOVE TO THEM ALL <3

— KHIA (@QueenKhia) September 27, 2012

Yes, we do!