This week we learned about fashion from Nina Garcia, saw Questlove and Jenna Jameson go at it, and learned some dating tips from Abby Lee Miller.
A sarong is an essential beachside accessory. It can be wrapped around the neck or knotted on one hip or be worn as a turban #tip— Nina Garcia (@ninagarcia) August 4, 2012
Lol shady queeninstagr.am/p/N48zYOnd1-/— Matthew Camp (@Matthewgogo) August 4, 2012
Olympic Water Polo score: Croatia 5, U.S. 2, Productivity 0— Brian Moylan (@BrianJMoylan) August 8, 2012
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream.— Samuel Colt (@MrSamuelColt) August 8, 2012
No… That’s my lunch!!! twitter.com/JayRobertsXXX/…— Jay Roberts (@JayRobertsXXX) August 9, 2012
@questlove thanks for the reply, but, once again. So many Americans are jobless, homeless, uninsured, unable to feed their families. Change— Jenna Jameson (@jennajameson) August 5, 2012
Twitter is such a facinating place….
When performing on stage, in the bedroom or in the back seat of a trick’s car, never remove your wig or high heels— RuPaul (@RuPaul) August 9, 2012
Stevie Wonder files for divorce. Why? It’s not like he was seeing other people!— Lisa Lampanelli (@LisaLampanelli) August 5, 2012
#BreakUpIf he has more Nickleback albums than friends.— Queen of Dance (@AbbyLeeMiller) August 6, 2012
Bitches are like alarm clocks. They won’t shut up until you hit them.— The Stoned Panda (@RealStonedPanda) August 4, 2012
make sure when writing about my new album/project ARTPOP that you CAPITALIZE the title, *its all in the details* good morning twitter!— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) August 5, 2012
Please distribute the style guide, lady.
Miami is a lot like a Kardashian vagina: it’s warm, moist, and filled with great athletes and rappers.— The Fat Jew (@FATJEW) August 9, 2012
Where folks with fancy STDs go:twitpic.com/836h2y— Nihil, de nada. (@NihilDeNada) August 5, 2012
Totally just won a wet t-shirt contest in which I was the only contestant and I wore a t-shirt into the pool because I hate my body.— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) August 5, 2012