This week: #BeyonceIsAFraud trends in Asia, tour dates are set, and everyone seems to be setting us straight.
Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) April 24, 2012
Puff Puff Pass. Not Puff Puff, tell your life story and hold on to it for a year.— Weed Tweets™ (@stillblazingtho) April 25, 2012
You don't want to admit it but you love me and I complete you— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 21, 2012
Everyone need to get over themselves— Angela Raiola (@biggangVH1) April 23, 2012
What do you call a feminist who marries a man? A fluke. #CrowleyJokes— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) April 26, 2012
Just got home from a busy day of meetings. So many exciting new projects to work on. Going to be an epic summer! Loves it!— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) April 27, 2012
Looks like "Drunk Text" is still on!!