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This week: #BeyonceIsAFraud trends in Asia, tour dates are set, and everyone seems to be setting us straight.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) April 24, 2012

Puff Puff Pass. Not Puff Puff, tell your life story and hold on to it for a year.

— Weed Tweets™ (@stillblazingtho) April 25, 2012

You don't want to admit it but you love me and I complete you

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 21, 2012

Everyone need to get over themselves

— Angela Raiola (@biggangVH1) April 23, 2012

What do you call a feminist who marries a man? A fluke. #CrowleyJokes

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) April 26, 2012

In case you missed it, Sandra Fluke got engaged!  A Fox News pundit tried a funny...and everyone else was funnier.

Just got home from a busy day of meetings. So many exciting new projects to work on. Going to be an epic summer! Loves it!

— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) April 27, 2012

Looks like "Drunk Text" is still on!!

Tour info - lilkimfanclub.com/news-793.html#… fb.me/RTV6or0i

— Lil' Kim (@LilKim) April 27, 2012

Yessssssssssss....