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We’ve rounded up the news of the week from the Jersey Shore to the RNC convention coverage that has vomited all over your favorite sites this week — no need to get your info anywhere else.

They could have tricked Snooki into a water birth by telling her it was a wet t-shirt contest.

— Julia Segal (@juliasegal) August 26, 2012

MTV cancelled Jersey Shore. They promise to stop glorifying irresponsible behavior & just get back to making pregnant teens famous.

— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) August 30, 2012

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Hey yall i just got the final celeb buzz pictures! please go on line and comment even if you hate them :)

— Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) August 25, 2012

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“At it’s core, America is about freedom. Freedom to enjoy an icy cold Michelob.”

— Alex Pareene (@pareene) August 31, 2012

It’s just a tropical storm, and NOT a sign of God’s disapproval or a sign that the GOP is too stupid to avoid Florida in hurricane season.

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) August 26, 2012

Repubs never tire of the anecdotal, one in a million success story that means nothing to the vast majority. And also curly fries.

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) August 30, 2012

The biggest problem with Crocs, is that people wear them.

— Not Will Ferrell (@itsWillyFerrell) August 25, 2012

Most GOP women have good hair. These women hate their own rights, but always have good hair. So what was Ann thinking? twitter.com/LADYBUNNY77/st…

— LADY BUNNY (@LADYBUNNY77) August 29, 2012

I know he’s going to mention Mitt somewhere here…isn’t he?

— David Axelrod (@davidaxelrod) August 29, 2012

The opening night of the RNC was viewed as a disaster — everyone talked about themselves instead of Romney. Chris Christie was the worst offender, waiting 16 minutes into his speech to even mention Mittens.

For an unbiased review of Ryan’s speech take a look at what this Fox Reporter says fxn.ws/OzkZ8fI couldnt agree with him more

— Suze Orman (@SuzeOrmanShow) August 30, 2012

Suze is really fired up about equal rights this year; expect to see more.

Yo Condi. CONDI. What in THEE HAIL are you talkin bout, girl? You know you got lipstick on yo teeth, right? Aight. Cool. #RNC2012 #GOP2012

— Imani ABL (@AngryBlackLady) August 30, 2012

Oh, the perils of HDTV.

Callista Gingrich could teach a college course in nodding while someone else is speaking.

— Indecision (@indecision) August 30, 2012

Newt looking at Callista like he didn’t realize she could talk

— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) August 30, 2012

NOW GET RAFALCA OUT TO SPEAK IN HORSE

— HRH Duke of Urban (@heyitsurban) August 31, 2012

After disrespecting the delegates from Puerto Rico, it was surprising to see some of the speeches given in Spanish.

he’s got a lot of personality if you know what i mean

— Amanda Lepore (@Amanda_Lepore) August 31, 2012

Things I thought I would NEVER hear at @papermagazine : Google Young Mitt Romney. He was SO cute.

— Mickey Boardman (@AskMrMickey) August 30, 2012

Republicans!The men who will STEAL ALL OF YOUR RIGHTS! They R ENEMY OF ALL WOMEN! RT @lena_dixiegirl Don’t think I’m stupid,but what is GOP?

— Cher (@cher) August 28, 2012

We can’t wait for Cher’s new PoliSci course.

This seat’s taken. OFA.BO/c2gbfi, twitter.com/BarackObama/st…

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) August 31, 2012

Oh, Clint — #YouGotServed

whoa! i look so naked with my clothes off!

— Very Mary-Kate (@verymarykate) August 30, 2012

Boobs= no ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut. You can never win.

— TED (@QuotingJokes) August 29, 2012

@robdelaney instead of shaking with laughter, Deiter shakes with a staff infection

— Seth Gold (@defboyardee) August 25, 2012

It’s very hard to have a dance party in your bathroom when you’re worried.

— ☆HOLLYWOOD JEM™☆ (@SirChad__) August 30, 2012

i live for massive flashbulb attacks its the best!!!!!!!

— Amanda Lepore (@Amanda_Lepore) August 26, 2012

Here’s to massive flashbulbs in your Labor Day Weekend! #SummerFridayYall