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The political pundits are in a tailspin this week to fill empty TV time, but what’s more exciting is the resurfacing of Ke$ha, Tara Reid, and news on possible collaborations coming down the pike…

you can officially take those stupid LiveStrong bracelets off now.

— Bryan Byczek (@BryanByczek) October 17, 2012

Can you believe they removed the hotel art to hang the blood transfusion bags?!

Something about rain on Fridays really bums me out…

— Ramona Singer (@ramonasinger) October 19, 2012

Ugh. Tell me about it… over a glass of Ramona Pinot Grigio. This whole next week is gonna be rough.

If it wasn’t for Homeland I’d have no idea what countries these guys are talking about.

— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) October 23, 2012

 Hard to believe that was on Monday, right?

Romney: “Not only do I believe in drones, I am one.” #debate

— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) October 23, 2012

what do you think Dennis Miller thought about when Obama made his “the 80s called” joke

— Alex Pareene (@pareene) October 23, 2012

Ann Coulter calls Obama “the retard.” I just hate that kind of language, especially from a cunt.

— CJ Werleman (@rationalists) October 23, 2012

bitch you look like a professional dick sucker @snobbyrichgirl

— Barbie Bitch (@MixedGirlBarbie) October 23, 2012

What’s a debate live tweet without some proper trolling?

I fell down crossing the street and I really hurt my knee I’m so clumsey.

— Tara Reid (@TaraReid) October 19, 2012

Taradise may have left E!, but she’s never left our hearts.

drinking a dirty martini at 414 am naked. so there, world. judge me.

— ke$ha(@keshasuxx) October 24, 2012

I hate to say it, but this may be the only time I won’t judge you.

I would love to do Nicole Scherzinger, in a Scrabble sense of course.

— Nick (@NickBossRoss) October 22, 2012

GirlsInYogaPants.com: For our 4020th tweet, here’s @rihanna smoking a blunt in yoga pants twitter.com/girlsinyogapan…

— Girls In Yoga Pants (@girlsinyogapant) October 13, 2012

my friends boys noize and spank rock came to see me rap at my berlin show and now i’m sitting in my luxury hotel room. who’s god did this?

— Le1f ☥(@LE1FNY) October 25, 2012

FIRE collaboration alert! Keep your ears to the streets, kids…

Hey ladies. Why wait until Halloween to dress like a slut?

— Not Burt Reynolds (@NotBurtReynolds) October 26, 2012

Friend said he went shopping, bought only Halloween candy & razor blades. Paid w/cash. Glad he’s cut back on spending & using credit cards!

— Mikey Corey (@MikeyCorey) October 17, 2012

OK LET’S START THE WEEKEND ! YES ! Class Action - Weekend (larry levan mix) (Sleeping Bag Records): youtu.be/Gs5A3S7dT2k via @youtube

— DjKaosJollyJams (@DjKaosJollyJams) October 19, 2012

Godspeed to the weekend!