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This week our favorite sartorialists took on the Democrats, the VMAs, kicked off NY Fashion Week, and gave us a very helpful hotel code traveling tip.
If I didn’t kill myself after seeing Hope Springs with two couples, looks like I prob never will— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti) September 4, 2012
In NY for fashion night out..I will be at @loehmanns Chelsea store..tomorrow night..Gigster on the “dogwalk” ..with me ..come say hi x x— Lisa Vanderpump (@LisaVanderpump) September 6, 2012
If I was a video game character, the ‘B’ button would activate my special move: Avoiding conversations.— Billy Zavelson (@BillyZav) September 1, 2012
@mittensfrancis that is so gross. were you raised by wolves? don’t speak that way. it’s foul.— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) September 1, 2012
She’s returned to Twitter y’all — prepare ye for 140 characters of crazy.
So many girls eating Greek yogurt.— Bryan Byczek (@BryanByczek) September 7, 2012
Sad news y’all. I just heard Clint Eastwood was hospitalized tonight for a broken hip. It appears he just tripped over an empty chair.
— GW Bush al Farsante (@G_W_Bush) September 5, 2012
Listen, @reince, you can’t air a guy yelling at a chair he’s pretending is POTUS for 12 minutes then complain about the other guy’s class.— Will McAvoy (@WillMcAvoyACN) September 5, 2012
The full ACN team from HBO’s The Newsroom is tweeting and remarkably true to the wrting of the show…
Hair. is . Layed.— Charles Wade (@akacharleswade) September 5, 2012
Jill Biden is giving me Judith Light tonight— chris constable (@constablecNYC) September 5, 2012
I love Clinton’s folksy way of exposing Republican bullshit. #DNC— Charlie Todd (@charlietodd) September 6, 2012
Hey girl, tell Clinton I’ve got more brass than a Sousa march. Seventy-six trombones, motherfucker! #DNC
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) September 6, 2012
Clinton just whispered to Obama my nigga, I got you— Alonzo Bodden (@AlonzoBodden) September 6, 2012
I like that Obama’s slogan is Forward. It’s just like my mom’s email philosophy.— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) September 7, 2012
#EATING #YELLING #DANCING
Not to brag, but I’ve memorized the age of consent in 48 states, Puerto Rico and the cool parts of Mexico.— Bill Clinton (@PimpBillClinton) September 5, 2012
— Sex Facts Of Life (@SexFactsOfLife) August 30, 2012
In a lot of hotels, asking for “an extra pillow” is code for requesting a prostitute.
Good to know, whether traveling for fun, a political convention, or the VMAs.
@lorraine_star Um, you can keep your threats to yourself. Thank you very much.— MTV (@MTV) September 4, 2012
With Gaga and Rihanna out there hunting for new and exotic furs, we must do all we can to protect Robin Williams.— Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane) September 3, 2012
So Nicki Minaj is voting for Romney and just admitted she lied about being Bisexual just for attention? Get the fuck outta here.— Stose (@StoseOPM) September 5, 2012
@billyeichner She sleeps with her eyes wide open, making a clicking sound, perched on the ceiling.— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) September 7, 2012
Fat, single and ready for a pringle.— The Stoned Panda ™ (@RealStonedPanda) September 4, 2012
I love when I discover a new character defect— Johnny Hazzard (@johnnyhazzard) September 6, 2012
keep the rain behind you and the sun straight up ahead.— worshipwarship (@worshipwarship) September 6, 2012