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This week our favorite sartorialists took on the Democrats, the VMAs, kicked off NY Fashion Week, and gave us a very helpful hotel code traveling tip. 

If I didn’t kill myself after seeing Hope Springs with two couples, looks like I prob never will

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti) September 4, 2012

In NY for fashion night out..I will be at @loehmanns Chelsea store..tomorrow night..Gigster on the “dogwalk” ..with me ..come say hi x x

— Lisa Vanderpump (@LisaVanderpump) September 6, 2012

If I was a video game character, the ‘B’ button would activate my special move: Avoiding conversations. 

— Billy Zavelson (@BillyZav) September 1, 2012

@mittensfrancis that is so gross. were you raised by wolves? don’t speak that way. it’s foul.

— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) September 1, 2012

She’s returned to Twitter y’all — prepare ye for 140 characters of crazy.

So many girls eating Greek yogurt.

— Bryan Byczek (@BryanByczek) September 7, 2012

Sad news y’all. I just heard Clint Eastwood was hospitalized tonight for a broken hip. It appears he just tripped over an empty chair.

— GW Bush al Farsante (@G_W_Bush) September 5, 2012

Listen, @reince, you can’t air a guy yelling at a chair he’s pretending is POTUS for 12 minutes then complain about the other guy’s class.

— Will McAvoy (@WillMcAvoyACN) September 5, 2012

The full ACN team from HBO’s The Newsroom is tweeting and remarkably true to the wrting of the show…

@michelleobama is my #dragmother

— SutanlovesRaja (@sutanamrull) September 5, 2012

Hair. is . Layed.

— Charles Wade (@akacharleswade) September 5, 2012

Jill Biden is giving me Judith Light tonight

— chris constable (@constablecNYC) September 5, 2012

I love Clinton’s folksy way of exposing Republican bullshit. #DNC

— Charlie Todd (@charlietodd) September 6, 2012

I should sell this shit on iTunes. #DNC #getmoney

— Bill Clinton (@PimpBillClinton) September 6, 2012

 Hey girl, tell Clinton I’ve got more brass than a Sousa march. Seventy-six trombones, motherfucker! #DNC

— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) September 6, 2012

Clinton just whispered to Obama my nigga, I got you

— Alonzo Bodden (@AlonzoBodden) September 6, 2012

I like that Obama’s slogan is Forward. It’s just like my mom’s email philosophy.

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) September 7, 2012

#PREACH #DNC #DYING #LIVING #YES

— Queen of Dance (@AbbyLeeMiller) September 7, 2012

#EATING #YELLING #DANCING 

Not to brag, but I’ve memorized the age of consent in 48 states, Puerto Rico and the cool parts of Mexico.

— Bill Clinton (@PimpBillClinton) September 5, 2012

In a lot of hotels, asking for “an extra pillow” is code for requesting a prostitute.

— Sex Facts Of Life (@SexFactsOfLife) August 30, 2012

Good to know, whether traveling for fun, a political convention, or the VMAs.

@lorraine_star Um, you can keep your threats to yourself. Thank you very much.

— MTV (@MTV) September 4, 2012

With Gaga and Rihanna out there hunting for new and exotic furs, we must do all we can to protect Robin Williams.

— Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane) September 3, 2012

So Nicki Minaj is voting for Romney and just admitted she lied about being Bisexual just for attention? Get the fuck outta here.

— Stose (@StoseOPM) September 5, 2012

@billyeichner She sleeps with her eyes wide open, making a clicking sound, perched on the ceiling.

— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) September 7, 2012

Fat, single and ready for a pringle.

— The Stoned Panda ™ (@RealStonedPanda) September 4, 2012

I love when I discover a new character defect

— Johnny Hazzard (@johnnyhazzard) September 6, 2012

keep the rain behind you and the sun straight up ahead.

— worshipwarship (@worshipwarship) September 6, 2012