The Election's Heating Up And So Is Obama's Language: Free Ringtones and Downloads

Yesterday, Mitt Romney had a bit of a meltdown. Today, Jay-Z and Beyonce host a fundraiser for Obama at his 40/40 club — where everyone can charge their cell phones on the bar!

In honor of this fete, we’d like to imagine the conversation of between HOVA, Bey, and Barack as taken from out of context audio clips of Obama reading Dreams From My Father:

• “Sure you can have my number, Baby.” iPhone | mp3
• “Now you KNOW that guy ain’t sh!t…” iPhone | mp3
• “You ain’t my b!tch n!gga; buy your own damn fries” iPhone | mp3
• “There are white folks, and there are ignorant mother f!ckers like you” iPhone | mp3
• “This sh!t is getting way to complicated for me” iPhone | mp3

iPhone users can drag and drop the m4r files to iTunes; they will magically appear in the Tones playlist. Android users can use the mp3 files directly.