Don't Bogart the Brogurt, Dude

Put that yogurt down, Miss Lady, because this snack is for menz only! So if you really want to look super-butch, pick up Powerful — the first yogurt “for men, by men” — before or after your next workout. 

Says the website: “Our hope is that guys everywhere will find that this is exactly what they need for a healthy option in a world where it can be so difficult to eat right. We are not talking about Rocky Balboa but a regular dude like you and us, who works out now and then, who takes care of himself, who likes looking good but who also drinks beer and eats chicken wings.”

Are you man enough for this fruity goodness?

How Weird Is It That Perez Is a Dad?

Our minds are blown — not only by the fact that blogger Perez Hilton is a blogger, but also because he managed to keep it secret for weeks. Break out the cigars and check out his big announcement after the jump.

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Lance Bass, Creamy and Tangy

Lance Bass is officially at the level of fame where he’s agrees to be spokesman for crap like Miracle Whip. Check out his wide-eyed print ad, and after the jump watch his amusing new commercial, in which he’s joined by some unexpected — or totally expected? — musical friends like Village People and Susan Boyle.

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James Franco's Paintings Are Hella Gay

You knew James Franco did weird, sexy art, but you gotta check out his surreal, creepo paintings from his Berlin art exhibit, Gay Town. Even if you don’t like his Oz and Gucci tributes, you’ll enjoy his dig at the adulterous K-Stew.

Vote for Chicken & Waffles, Obviously

Y’all went and voted for some crazy Lay’s flavors, and three worthy winners have been chosen. Try ‘em all and vote for your fave. We’re all about sriracha and cheesy garlic bread, duh, but you know Chicken & Waffles will be the jump. Will they waffle?