Merry Christmas from DLNQNT

And a whole slew of the sexiest and strangest celebrity Santas serving ho-ho-hot and ho-ho-huh?

Hot Santas with Packages for You

It’s a tradition as old as slutty ___ for Halloween: Buff dudes slapping on a red hat or flash-ready fur-lined coat and little else for the holidays. You won’t find a photo gallery more comprehensive than this new list of the 69 Sexiest Shirtless Santas. Ho.

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Bradley Cooper Has Five Nips. Would You Still Hit It?

Former “Sexiest Man Alive” Bradley Cooper is no elephant man, so we think we could forgive the three extra nipples he flashed on Ellen the other day — even if it wasn’t a total punk. Watch the clip below and marvel at those realistic nubbins!

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New Video: Cheyenne Jackson - Don't Wanna Know

Cheyenne Jackson raised brows for “playing straight” in previous video “Before You,” but that won’t be a prob with his latest effort, “Don’t Wanna Know.” It’s very clear that the happily gay-married Broadway heartthrob with the purty mouth is pining for a lost gay love played by fellow Broadway hunk Matt Cavenaugh. In fact, spotting the chorus boys is part of the video’s show-queeny charm. Watch after the jump.

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Get a Virtual Makeover with the Pretty Masculine App

Celebrity shutterbug Mike Ruiz has made his erotically gender-twisting photo book Pretty Masculine into an interactive iPad app. Not only can you check out behind-the-scenes footage, time-lapse body painting videos, and artist/model profiles, users can also create their own personal photos that juxtapose masculine and feminine ideals of beauty. Download it on iTunes and see the app’s scorching video ad after the jump.

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