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Thursday
Feb282013

DLNQNT Vapid Fire: Jincey Lumpkin

Get to know sex columnist Jincey Lumpkin, Esq., founder and Chief Sexy Officer of Juicy Pink Box, a lesbian lifestyle brand enticing women to explore fantasies.

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Tuesday
Feb122013

How to Clean Your Peen

Are you a dirty, dirty whore? Do you think twice about your cookie’s freshness post-twerk, pre-trick? Playtex wants to save gals and guys the trouble of a shower with their new Fresh + Sexy wipes. Clearly we wouldn’t mention it if it weren’t for their funny ad campaign featuring polished knobs and clean peckers. See more below.

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Thursday
Feb072013

A Wrap-up of Wrapping It Up. And By It We Mean Penis.

It’s National Condom Month! Watch in numbed amazement as Trojan takes on the history of those slippery suckers from ancient Egypt to that time last week when one broke and got lost up inside you.

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Wednesday
Jan092013

The Friends Gang Had Lots of Sex

A Reddit user who has way, way too much time on his hands claims to have figured out how much sex each character on Friends was having. There’s a somewhat fishy point system involved, but needless to say that Joey comes out on top with 51.5 sex partners. Meanwhile, Phoebe was kinda slutty too. Do with this information what you will.

  • Chandler: 10.5 sex partners
  • Ross: 14 sex partners
  • Monica: 14.5 sex partners
  • Rachel: 15.5 sex partners
  • Phoebe: 32.5 sex partners
  • Joey: 51.5 sex partners
Wednesday
Dec192012

Totes Inappropes: Pornaments

 

Makes our tree trimming gifts seem so underwhelming…

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