How Weird Is It That Perez Is a Dad?

Our minds are blown — not only by the fact that blogger Perez Hilton is a blogger, but also because he managed to keep it secret for weeks. Break out the cigars and check out his big announcement after the jump.

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Food That Lies Right to Your Fat Face

Joe Biden knows it’s ice cream standing between him and old man abs, but you might not be aware of these four majorly sneaky fat traps. That’s right, heifer — fat traps!

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Perez Hilton Sings Like Rosie O'Donnell

If you’re one of those horrible people who reads Broadway Internet message boards, you already know that not everyone’s thrilled about Perez Hilton making his professional theatre debut in NEWSical the Musical. But aside from his drama degree from NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts, he also uses Rosie O’Donnell to defend his right to be on a New York stage.

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