Are you a dirty, dirty whore? Do you think twice about your cookie’s freshness post-twerk, pre-trick? Playtex wants to save gals and guys the trouble of a shower with their new Fresh + Sexy wipes. Clearly we wouldn’t mention it if it weren’t for their funny ad campaign featuring polished knobs and clean peckers. See more below.
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Paper has counted down the top celebrity bulges of 2012. We certainly appreciate the effort and sentiment, but some of these bulges are a stretch — and not of fabric. But we’ll let you be the bulge judge.
The peeps at io9 want to clear up the urban legend that hot sauce, inserted in the back door, stimulates better, harder erections. Do capsaicinoids, the chemical in peppery hot sauces that causes burnin’ sting ring, really have that magical power? According to io9, only if you’re a masochist — and possibly only if you stick the whole bottle up there. Before you go chasing Tabasco waterfalls, read more about the hot cons here.
PETA continues to push buttons with their fruitiest video yet, “Stay Firm and Fresh,” which cheekily claims that a vegan lifestyle will make a man a skeevy sex monster. Check out the clip and start planning your next trip to your local farmers’ market.