Marc Jacobs Is a Diet Coke Hunk?

Remember when Jean Paul Gaultier was making Diet Coke cans look like whores? Now Marc Jacobs has officially taken over as creative director of the soda for its 30th European anniversary. Before the revamped cans comes this redonk commercial in which the 49-year-old tattoo freak takes pictures of himself in a photo booth — much to the horny delight of three poorly dubbed Euro girls. Watch after the jump.

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Mario Lopez Will Lose a Bet to Plug His Undies

Remember that “accidental” twitpic of Mario Lopez trimming his Christmas tree in his Rated M underwear? Well, the Extra host is up to his old shameless tricks, streaking on Tuesday — OK, just running around in a Ravens helmet and a purple pair of Rated Ms — through L.A.’s Grove shopping plaza after losing a Super Bowl bet with cohost Maria Menounos. Oh, no, he’s clearly mortified to model his underwear line with his perfect body!

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Prince Harry Finally Makes Excuses for Naked Pics

Royal quote of the week from Prince Harry re: flashing his red star in Las Vegas: “I probably let myself down, I let my family down, I let other people down,” he said in a new series of interviews. “But at the end of the day, I was in a private area and there should be a certain amount of privacy that one should expect. It was probably a classic example of me probably being too much army, and not enough prince. It’s a simple case of that.” It’s almost enough to make us want to enlist.

How to Ice a Cake Nude

First get naked. Next prepare yourself for sweet and sticky double entendre. Finally, watch the cheeky instructional video below.

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Totes Inappropes: Pornaments

Makes our tree trimming gifts seem so underwhelming…

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