A 34-year-old California dude was arrested at LAX trying to smuggle more than four pounds of meth disguised as Snickers on a flight to Japan. Not only were the 45 meth bars individually wrapped in Snickers wrappers, each one was dipped in a “chocolate-like substance.”
Says Snickers-makers and free publicity-haters Mars Inc. in a statement: “We are very disappointed by this unfortunate use of one of our brands.”
New Orleans is one of our favorite cities in the world, but travel writers always manage to suck at capturing its strange magic in mere words. But gay Northern lad Ryan O’Connell comes pretty close in his Thought Catalog vacay recap “Tits, Tears, And Frozen Daiquiris: A (Not So) Touristy Guide to New Orleans,” which features blurry drunk-photos that could only come from Bourbon St.
Gastemaker | Gross, How To, New Orleans, Travel, booze, drinking, gay, meth, nudity, sswimming pools, tourists 
With so many online distractions, we almost forgot how much we enjoy perusing the ravaged mugshots on Faces of Meth. Hey, everyone kills time differently. Don't you just love a before-and-after makeover?
Gastemaker | before and after, drugs, health, meth 
Five questions for Tina Burner, new host of Barracuda's Star Search competition in New York — and possible love child of Sherry Vine and Ryan Reynolds.
Gastemaker | New York, Police, Sherry Vine, drag queens, meth 
Everybody’s talking about Kony 2012 filmmaker Jason Russell’s recent arrest for allegedly masturbating in public. Now there’s new close-up video of Russell’s meltdown via TMZ that, in our expert opinion, shows a lot more than stress and exhaustion: This queen's tweaking her sunburned balls off in broad daylight. She tore down the aluminum foil off her windows and decided to live!
Gastemaker | Jason Russell, Kony 2012, TMZ, arrest, gay, meth 
