Don't Bogart the Brogurt, Dude

Put that yogurt down, Miss Lady, because this snack is for menz only! So if you really want to look super-butch, pick up Powerful — the first yogurt “for men, by men” — before or after your next workout. 

Says the website: “Our hope is that guys everywhere will find that this is exactly what they need for a healthy option in a world where it can be so difficult to eat right. We are not talking about Rocky Balboa but a regular dude like you and us, who works out now and then, who takes care of himself, who likes looking good but who also drinks beer and eats chicken wings.”

Are you man enough for this fruity goodness?

How to Clean Your Peen

Are you a dirty, dirty whore? Do you think twice about your cookie’s freshness post-twerk, pre-trick? Playtex wants to save gals and guys the trouble of a shower with their new Fresh + Sexy wipes. Clearly we wouldn’t mention it if it weren’t for their funny ad campaign featuring polished knobs and clean peckers. See more below.

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Dress Pant Sweats Have Arrived

Toss out those Pajama Jeans, because it’s all about these pinstripe dress pant sweats! How fly will you look while fooling absolutely no one?

How to Trash Your 'Stache

If you’re finally considering shaving your facial euphemism, watch this silly new video by comedy duo Rhett and Link. Somewhere Ron Swanson is bravely sobbing.

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Yoko Ono's Menswear Line Is Totally Nuts

Yoko Ono has really out-crazied herself for her new menswear collaboration with Opening Ceremony called Fashions For Men 1969 - 2012, which was inspired by a series of sketches she gave John Lennon as a wedding gift. Would you proudly rock a handprint crotch, a lightbulb tube top, and a “butt hoodie” that looks like a doodle of Peter Griffin’s chin?

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