Clearly we chalked up today to post-Sandy recovery. Stay tuned for our regularly scheduled programming.
Gastemaker | Grease, excuses, hurricane sandy, lazy, weather 
A moment of mute for king of couch potatoes Eugene Polley, the inventor of the remote control, who died Sunday at the age of 96. Please, don't get up.
Gastemaker | Dead, RIP, TV, couch potato, lazy, remote control 
First there was the 10K pizza package. Then there was the cupcake ATM. Now there's a refrigerator magnet-mounted button that VIPs can press for immediate pizza delivery. The catch? The technology is only available in Dubai.
For a better idea of how this magic button actually works, watch Red Tomato Pizza's promo videos:
