New Video: Del Marquis & Xavier - Let Me Tickle Your Fancy

Scissor Sisters are on a break — don’t worry, it’s not you; it’s them — so guitarist Del Marquis had no choice but to cover Jermaine Jackson’s 1982 tune “Let Me Tickle Your Fancy” with pal Xavier. The video pays hilarious tribute to cheesy ’80s video effects, but it stars a go-go boy with contemporary skilllllz, honey. Watch it after the jump — and get a free download here.

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New Video: Willam Belli and Gal Pals - Boy Is a Bottom

You knew she was “Trouble,” and now our gurl Willam Belli is back with a raunchy, bottom-skewering spoof of Alicia Keys’ “Girl on Fire” — not to be confused with Sherry Vine’s “Girl for Hire” from September — costarring Detox and Vicky Vox. They go there and go deep, but the craziest thing about this drag remake is that these b!tches can really sang! Check it out.

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Hollywood Sons Shall Inherit the Earth

In honor of the annual Miss Golden Globe tradition — Sunday’s telecast will also include a Mr. Golden Globe, Michael J.’s spawn Sam Michael Fox — check out the Top 25 Hottest Celebrity Sons, including d-bag DJ Connor Cruise.

The Most Super Bulges of the Year?

Paper has counted down the top celebrity bulges of 2012. We certainly appreciate the effort and sentiment, but some of these bulges are a stretch — and not of fabric. But we’ll let you be the bulge judge.

Name! That! Steroid Leg!

Think you can tell The Rock’s gams apart from Lance Armstrong’s? Bet you can tell the difference between Brad Pitt’s and Zac Efron’s guns? Then it’s time to play “Do You Know Your Celebrity Body Parts?” G’luck!