Coco Peru Shops for Panettone

Seems like only yesterday that Coco Peru was out Halloween shopping. Now she’s on the search for Panettone — Italian fruit cakes — for her neighbors’ Christmas presents, including the Indians and Armenians down the street. Not for the two gay guys, though, because they never wave hello — can you imagine? We think we could die happy if we had a Peru Panettone under the tree!

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Modern Family Nail Polish Signals End Times

Or at least the end of common sense and good taste when it comes to marketing strategy and product integration.

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How to Make Your Gifts Better Than Anyone Else's

Traveling for the holidays is the worst — delays, traffic, carrying gifts — and often you only have a few minutes to wrap gifts before Santa comes.

We know you probably waited until the last minute to book your flight and get your gifts, but now your presents don’t have to look that way.

Enter the magical world of printable wrapping paper.

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Totes Inappropes: Pornaments

Makes our tree trimming gifts seem so underwhelming…

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What's the Tee, Butch Queens?

Living and dying for the new T-shirts by Trophy Pony, the new off-shoot of spandex and fetish gear shop Slick It Up. Obvsies, you’ll want to get the Paris Is Burning-quoting “Butch Queen First Time in Drags at a Ball,” but don’t overlook the edgy simplicity of “I F*cked Grace Jones” in yellow.

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