FYI They Still Make Those Naked Rugby Calendars

Another year, another Dieux du Stade calendar full of naked French rugby players. Yep, it’s still a thing. It’s now on sale, but you’ll probably get the gist by watching the making-of video trailer below. Perhaps they knew things were getting hella homoerotic, but they’ve added a naked lady to the mix. Quel scandale!

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George Looks Surprised to Be on French Vogue with Kate

Congrats, French Vogue, on the creepiest, most irrelevant fashion magazine cover ever. And thanks, Mario Testino, for perfectly capturing George Michael’s lady brows and Kate Moss hiking up her dress like she’s about to pee on the side of a road. All the rage in Paris!

New Video: Pink - Blow Me (One Last Kiss)

Pink — or P!nk, if you feel like being all Ke$ha about it — has reteamed with her “So What” and “F*ckin’ Perfect” director, Dave Meyers, on her new video for “Blow Me (One Last Kiss),” a old-timey black-and-white French romance — with a genderbending lesbian detour? — that quickly devolves into a Carrie-esque red paint revenge fantasy.

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More on Lady Gaga's Uncommon Scent

Hot on the naked tail of her tweeted print ad comes a French-language black and white short film, Formulation, about Lady Gaga’s forthcoming fragrance — which, according to the hunks in the Parisian Haus of Gaga Laboratories, is “black like the soul of fame,” “invisible once airborne,” and made from “Pulverized Apricot, Crushed Heart of Tiger Orchidea, and Tears of Belladonna.” It all smells a little fishy to us, but it’ll make a solid stocking stuffer.

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More Men Doing Madonna

We’re not exactly sure what’s going on here — we don’t speak French — but please enjoy this slick photo collection of various male models styled to channel specific eras in Madonna’s career.

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