Don't Bogart the Brogurt, Dude

Put that yogurt down, Miss Lady, because this snack is for menz only! So if you really want to look super-butch, pick up Powerful — the first yogurt “for men, by men” — before or after your next workout. 

Says the website: “Our hope is that guys everywhere will find that this is exactly what they need for a healthy option in a world where it can be so difficult to eat right. We are not talking about Rocky Balboa but a regular dude like you and us, who works out now and then, who takes care of himself, who likes looking good but who also drinks beer and eats chicken wings.”

Are you man enough for this fruity goodness?

Vote for Chicken & Waffles, Obviously

Y’all went and voted for some crazy Lay’s flavors, and three worthy winners have been chosen. Try ‘em all and vote for your fave. We’re all about sriracha and cheesy garlic bread, duh, but you know Chicken & Waffles will be the jump. Will they waffle?

Is the Ben & Jerry's 30 Rock Flavor a Waste?

30 Rock is sadly dunzo, and Ben & Jerry’s is putting out its tribute flavor, Liz Lemon, in the following weeks, but Gawker for one thinks the froyo flavor is a ridiculous missed opportunity for clever gluttony. Lemon, fine, but “blueberry lavender swirl” in lieu of Sabor de Soledad cheese puffs? Did B&J blow it? And what do you think would’ve been the best 30 Rock flavor?

Inside Jesse Tyler Ferguson's Closet and Fridge

Fashion site The Coveteur violates Jesse Tyler Ferguson and fiancé Justin Mikita personal space, including their closet and refrigerator. Needless to say, the boys’ charitible bowtie line are everywhere, even though they’re a total pain. Well, whaddya know — the Modern Family ginger drinks ginger beer!

How to Take Pics of Your Food, Stupid

Because you’re an idiot who doesn’t even deserve nice meals, The New York Times is breaking down the annoying art of photographing your food. For starters, Valery Rizzo, who teaches a class in iPhone food photography, is a stickler for composition and lighting: “No. 1 rule is no flash. A lot of food photos are hideous because of the flash.”

Delicious. And the perfect opportunity to revisit Instagramwiches!