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You’re gonna want to read the Reddit comments about the creepy obese mannequin, which looks like a cheaply designed video game villain with a bum foot — diabetes? — and Kristen Wiig’s baby hands.
You know Latrice Royale would eat up Mike Diamond’s chunky-funky new video for the plus-sized empowerment anthem “Who You Calling a Cow?” — maybe the only song in history with shout-outs to Hitchcock, Precious, and the Klumps. Sample rhyme: “Aretha Franklin, Delta Burke, big fat b!tches betta work.”
Apparently, some schools in California, New Mexico, and Illinois either have or are trying to ban delicious Flamin’ Hot Cheetos because they’re too high-fat, high-sodium, and possibly addictive. Or maybe because they’re too flamin’, because the regular Cheetos are just fine, huh? Clearly this is some homophobic snack attack sh!t going on up in here.
Watch the video below and let the conspiracy theories begin.