Y’all went and voted for some crazy Lay’s flavors, and three worthy winners have been chosen. Try ‘em all and vote for your fave. We’re all about sriracha and cheesy garlic bread, duh, but you know Chicken & Waffles will be the jump. Will they waffle?
You’re gonna want to read the Reddit comments about the creepy obese mannequin, which looks like a cheaply designed video game villain with a bum foot — diabetes? — and Kristen Wiig’s baby hands.
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You know Latrice Royale would eat up Mike Diamond’s chunky-funky new video for the plus-sized empowerment anthem “Who You Calling a Cow?” — maybe the only song in history with shout-outs to Hitchcock, Precious, and the Klumps. Sample rhyme: “Aretha Franklin, Delta Burke, big fat b!tches betta work.”
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Joe Biden knows it’s ice cream standing between him and old man abs, but you might not be aware of these four majorly sneaky fat traps. That’s right, heifer — fat traps!
Apparently, some schools in California, New Mexico, and Illinois either have or are trying to ban delicious Flamin’ Hot Cheetos because they’re too high-fat, high-sodium, and possibly addictive. Or maybe because they’re too flamin’, because the regular Cheetos are just fine, huh? Clearly this is some homophobic snack attack sh!t going on up in here.
Watch the video below and let the conspiracy theories begin.
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