But your old black dog can’t touch her behind, La Fway Fway. In case you haven’t been on Facebook in the past few days, enjoy the real live audio — aka totally faked by Bad Lip Reading — from Bey’s allegedly lip-synched performance of the National Anthem at Obama’s inauguration part deux. We die.
Toss out those Pajama Jeans, because it’s all about these pinstripe dress pant sweats! How fly will you look while fooling absolutely no one?
Wait, does Diet Coke with Bacon actually exist? This skillfully Photoshopped, repeatedly shared can mock-up would have you believe so, but the answer is nope, not yet.
Depending on our mood, we’re either obsessed with bacon or totes over it, but we just can’t imagine this beverage tasting cute anyhow. Thoughts?
Ooh, fun! In addition to every Playbill in history, Playbill Vault now includes photos of mocked-up Playbills from fictional stage shows in movies and TV, including Bombshell, the Marilyn Monroe show-within-a-show on NBC’s Smash. Check out all the random fantasy fakery — like Mystic Pizza: The Musical! from 30 Rock and Death Takes a Powder from Isn’t She Great? — many of them autographed.
Gastemaker | 30 Rock, Bette Midler, Broadway, Jane Krakowski, Playbill, Smash, TV, fake, movies, musical, theatre 
Good thing she’s pretty, because Lord knows trans RuPaul’s Drag Race alum Carmen Carrera isn’t the sharpest eyeliner pencil in the Caboodle. In response to a post on The Onion about a homophobic new sandwich at Chick-fil-A featuring “No Homo ham” and “Fag Punching sauce,” a horrified Carmen wrote, “WTF? Are they serious??????”
Gastemaker | Carmen Carrera, Chick Fil-A, Facebook, LOL, Rupaul's Drag Race, The Onion, WTF, dumb, fake, sandwiches, satire, trans 
