Death has never been more adorably animated than in “Dumb Ways to Die,” a new PSA from the Melbourne underground aimed to keep folks from train-related casualties. And we’re just dying to share it.
Because working out is “so not exciting, not glamorous or fabulous,” Miss Justin Jedlica, a 32-year-old New Yorker, has had 90 elective plastic surgeries to pretty much look like a Ken doll — that’s been stuck in the dishwasher and chewed up by the dog.
Watch the 20/20 segment after the jump, and listen at the end for the reporter’s Carrie Bradshaw “At the end of the day, I couldn’t help but wonder…” laptop moment.
It’s been a big week for secret recordings of public figures.
Both Paris Hilton and Mitt Romney alienated their bases, but what’s more interesting about Paris Hilton’s gaffe is the clear view of how ignorant she is about gay culture, HIV, and how privacy doesn’t really exist anymore (despite the leak of her sex tape years ago).
It reminded us of how ignorant she was when she started touring as a DJ. Here’s a video of her “DJing” with the help of a friend working the knobs while she dances in front of the decks:
Norm DeGuerre | DJ, Fail, Paris Hilton, dumb, gay, mitt romney, music, video 
The sun will come out tomorrow… but not before this and probably many other obnoxiously twee PR opps for the cast of Broadway’s upcoming Annie revival. Meet all the fashionable young actresses, learn their favorite school subjects (“Gym and lunch!”), and find out what’s in their backpacks (“My homework.”) in the New York Post.
Gastemaker | Annie, Broadway, Fashion, New York Post, dumb, musical, school, style 
A 34-year-old California dude was arrested at LAX trying to smuggle more than four pounds of meth disguised as Snickers on a flight to Japan. Not only were the 45 meth bars individually wrapped in Snickers wrappers, each one was dipped in a “chocolate-like substance.”
Says Snickers-makers and free publicity-haters Mars Inc. in a statement: “We are very disappointed by this unfortunate use of one of our brands.”
