Booze and Bed-Hopping with Clooney and Crawford

George Clooney and Rande Gerber have launched their tequila, Casamigos, with a swingin’ new commercial. “Tequila-filled night with friends is how Casamigos was born,” says the brand’s website — and if this cheeky ad’s any indication, those nights included drunken partner-switching with Gerber’s wife Cindy Crawford and Clooney’s girlfriend Stacy Keibler… which means Gerber and not-gay Clooney inevitably wind up in bed together. Bottoms up!

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Drink Bright Like a Diamond

We just saw Three Sixty Vodka’s gender-bending new ad of a hot hairy man trying to steal Chad Michaels’ thunder. Apparently, it’s Rihanna’s favorite brand.

How to Open a Beer Bottle Without Touching It

Ha. New party trick! Just not at our apartment.

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What Those Thanksgiving Toddies Did to Your Brain

The hazy thought of destroying brain cells and waking up next to a Josie Grossie has never been cuter than in ASAP Science’s informative new video about how alcohol actually works. Watch and learn and feel terrible about yourself.

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Why Anderson Cooper Can't Fist Bump

We liked Anderson Cooper better when he was still in the closet; it was funnier when he did something like queen out at a guy taking his picture. But at least now we can’t giggle without guilt when he drinks Scotch and awkwardly tries to fist bump Letterman on Late Show: “Dave, I’m gay, we don’t do this kind of thing. It’s making me nervous.” Watch the clip, in which AC also jokes that he prefers “light in the loafers” to “homosexual.”

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