Suspicious Package Alert at the Olympics

If you see something, say something, honey. Bulges at the Olympics are a dime a dozen, but a Lycra-enhanced erection — on the medal podium, no less — is bound to cause quite a stir. But after the Internet at large pointed at U.S. rower Henrik Rummel’s large pointer, Rummel took to Reddit to dispute the claim:

This is me and I swear it’s not erect! I don’t know why it ended up in that position but there you go.

Well, sir, it appears then that double congratulations are in order. And nevermind the visible foreskins on the other three bronze medalists.

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