Ryan Lochte Thinks He's Funny

Forget the swimming skills and flashy grillz — you already knew Olympic gold medalist and d-bag Ryan Lochte pees in the pool, but now he’s milking that admission (milk, milk, lemonade?) in a new Funny or Die video. He’s also featured in another FoD video with Patrick Stewart and Simon Pegg. Could his big dreams of becoming a fashion designer, hoofing it on Dancing with the Stars, or starring on The Bachelor come true? Judge his acting after the jump. 

Peeing in Pools with Ryan Lochte from Ryan Lochte

The Olympic Ticket Scalper with Sir Patrick Stewart, Ryan Lochte, Simon Pegg & Maisie Williams from Patrick Stewart