Forget the swimming skills and flashy grillz — you already knew Olympic gold medalist and d-bag Ryan Lochte pees in the pool, but now he’s milking that admission (milk, milk, lemonade?) in a new Funny or Die video. He’s also featured in another FoD video with Patrick Stewart and Simon Pegg. Could his big dreams of becoming a fashion designer, hoofing it on Dancing with the Stars, or starring on The Bachelor come true? Judge his acting after the jump.