RuPaul Has Honey Boo Boo Fever

Did anyone spot RuPaul at the VMAs? Well, she was there — and like the rest of the world, she was all about Alana of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo fame. Ru told E! Online on the red carpet, “I’m doing a duet record and I’m here to ask Honey Boo Boo Child to be my duet partner!”

Why the f would she wanna run and tell that? “She is real. She is lovely. She’s funny. She doesn’t take herself seriously. The whole family doesn’t take themselves seriously. It’s really just good fun. I love anybody who dances to the beat of a different drummer.” 

Ru also says the glitzy pageant girl would not require need a drag makeover: “Honey Boo Boo is there. She is the queen. She understands what drag is. That’s what pageants are. That’s why pageants are so lovely.”

We can’t wait to see if this track ever works out, because you know it’ll spread just like “Peanut Butter.”