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Don't Bogart the Brogurt, Dude

Gastemaker — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 05:48:21 +0000

DLNQNT Vapid Fire: Jincey Lumpkin

Gastemaker — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 04:38:38 +0000

Get to know sex columnist Jincey Lumpkin, Esq., founder and Chief Sexy Officer of Juicy Pink Box, a lesbian lifestyle brand enticing women to explore fantasies.

Buy This Isaac Mizrahi Tie Now

Gastemaker — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 03:20:55 +0000

A Drag Queen May Be America's Next Top Model

Gastemaker — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 03:02:17 +0000

Thanks, Tyra! Love ya, mean it. This summer’s 20th cycle of America’s Next Top Model will be the first to feature male contestants in the competition — including a Philly drag queen named Cory Wade Hindorff by day and Serena Starr by night! See his intro video after the jump.

How Weird Is It That Perez Is a Dad?

Gastemaker — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 02:46:43 +0000

Our minds are blown — not only by the fact that blogger Perez Hilton is a blogger, but also because he managed to keep it secret for weeks. Break out the cigars and check out his big announcement after the jump.

ArGO, Gurl! Ben Affleck Is Gayer Than You Thought

Gastemaker — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 03:22:11 +0000

New Video: Honey Mahogany - It's Honey

Gastemaker — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 03:08:49 +0000

She may’ve gotten the boot, but RuPaul’s Drag Race contestant Honey Mahogany has the last laugh with a new single and skin-baring video featuring fellow Drag Race alums Raja and Jujubee. Get into it — and read our recent Q&A with San Fran’s Honey here.

Sherry Vine Makes Tony Danza Relevant Again

Gastemaker — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 02:40:37 +0000

Sherry Vine’s latest video — described on Facebook as “thrown together as a giggle” and “a $1 quickie as we prepare for our next biggie!!” — reminds everyone how hot Tony Danza and all those masculine late ’70s and early ’80s TV stars were. No doubt Tina Turner will be thrilled with the use of her song, “Private Dancer.” Anyone got her number in Switzerland?

Lance Bass, Creamy and Tangy

Gastemaker — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 02:29:56 +0000

Lance Bass is officially at the level of fame where he’s agrees to be spokesman for crap like Miracle Whip. Check out his wide-eyed print ad, and after the jump watch his amusing new commercial, in which he’s joined by some unexpected — or totally expected? — musical friends like Village People and Susan Boyle.

DLNQNT Vapid Fire: Erin Markey

Gastemaker — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 04:53:09 +0000

Get to know kooky actress-chanteuse Erin Markey, who digs round, short crap and makes her solo cabaret debut Mar. 15 at Joe’s Pub in NYC.

James Franco's Paintings Are Hella Gay

Gastemaker — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 03:54:50 +0000

Make Bianca Del Rio a Movie Star!

Gastemaker — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 03:35:03 +0000

Stop what you’re doing and throw a few bucks at Hurricane Bianca, writer-director Matt Kugelman’s movie about a New York teacher who moves to Texas, gets outed, fired, and then comes back as a drag queen out for revenge! Duh, who else but Bianca Del Rio — aka Roy Haylock — could play this b!tch?

Justin and Madonna's Instagram Battle

Gastemaker — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 03:24:22 +0000

New Remixes: Emeli Sandé - Next to Me

Gastemaker — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 03:12:59 +0000

We love this high-haired Brit! Get into new remixes of her debut single “Next to Me” by Manhattan Clique, MOTi, and James Egbert after the jump — and also check out highlights from her album Our Version of Events.

Happy Presidents' Day from DLNQNT

Gastemaker — Mon, 18 Feb 2013 11:00:33 +0000

Sweet Brown Hopes You Had Time for V-Day

Gastemaker — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 02:54:19 +0000

Lord Jesus, it was Valentine’s Day, and meme-maker Sweet Brown loves you.

10 Ways to Prevent Valentine's Day Suicide

Gastemaker — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 03:13:12 +0000

DLNQNT Vapid Fire: Mike Pingel

Gastemaker — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 03:10:14 +0000

Get to know ’70s-obsessed author, actor, and publicist Mike Pingel, who recently released the book Betty White Rules the World: The Ultimate and Unauthorized Guide to Television’s Grande Dame.

We Would Molest His Gay Cookies

Gastemaker — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 03:06:40 +0000

Scenery-chewing YouTube starlet Randy Rainbow hops on the antigay Boy Scouts of America bandwagon with his latest video, in which he goes door to door selling cookies and raising awareness for gay scouts. But oh, those delicious gay cookies — Bossy Bottoms, Beyoncé Brownies, and Peanut Butter Poppers with real poppers. Of course, if this were like a Lay’s potato chip popularity contest, we’d probably vote for the Zac Efron Sugar Balls.

Vote for Chicken & Waffles, Obviously

Gastemaker — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 03:02:43 +0000

How to Win an Autographed Copy of the New Jackie Collins!

Gastemaker — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 04:15:17 +0000

Enter here to win an autographed copy of The Power Trip from Jackie Collins!

How to Clean Your Peen

Gastemaker — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 03:30:31 +0000

Are you a dirty, dirty whore? Do you think twice about your cookie’s freshness post-twerk, pre-trick? Playtex wants to save gals and guys the trouble of a shower with their new Fresh + Sexy wipes. Clearly we wouldn’t mention it if it weren’t for their funny ad campaign featuring polished knobs and clean peckers. See more below.

DLNQNT Vapid Fire: Leslie Birkland

Gastemaker — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 02:16:49 +0000

Get to know Leslie Birkland, a professional pageant coach living the glamorous life as a breakout star of the reality series Big Rich Texas on the Style Network.

New Video: Del Marquis & Xavier - Let Me Tickle Your Fancy

Gastemaker — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 01:47:18 +0000

Scissor Sisters are on a break — don’t worry, it’s not you; it’s them — so guitarist Del Marquis had no choice but to cover Jermaine Jackson’s 1982 tune “Let Me Tickle Your Fancy” with pal Xavier. The video pays hilarious tribute to cheesy ’80s video effects, but it stars a go-go boy with contemporary skilllllz, honey. Watch it after the jump — and get a free download here.

DLNQNT Do or Die: Feb. 11 - Feb. 17

Gastemaker — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 02:27:49 +0000

The top 5 things we’re living for this week. Get into it.