Queen Please Q&A: Logan Hardcore

Five questions for reigning Miss Fire Island Logan Hardcore, a loud-mouthed, jump-splitting NYC spitfire who may or may not look and smell like Beyoncé.

DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like? Logan Hardcore: It would be called Bitter, and it would smell like dreams that never came true, cocaine, vodka, regret, and stolen Beyoncé Heat from Macy’s.

What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you? LH: “You’re a monster. Stop.”

If you threw up right now, what would probably come out? LH: Five chicken fingers from Cherry Lane Cafe on Fire Island, 562 vodka drinks, and about 54 dollars I’ve swallowed to make a joke.

Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and as a boy? LH: Lady: Beyoncé. Boy: Jay-Z 

Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with. LH: Please support TAGG in NYC because we all know a $64 tank top that says “Carry On and F*ck Off” is worth it. Please.

Logan performs regularly this summer in Fire Island Pines and at Cherry Grove’s Ice Palace.