Queen Please Q&A: Dallas DuBois

Five questions for Manhattan and Fire Island drag darling Dallas DuBois, who’s spit-roasting animated classics in her cabaret show Distorted Diznee.

DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like? Dallas DuBois: My fragrance would be Scarlet, because I'm a redhead, and it would smell like chocolate-covered raspberries. 

What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you? To always be on top of your game and never be just mediocre. 

If you threw up right now, what would probably come out? Chipotle.

Which celebrity do you look most like — as a girl and as a boy? I look a lot like Lindsay Lohan as a girl — pre-cocaine and court hearings. As a boy, I look like a younger Macaulay Culkin.

Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with. Mob Wives! I'm beyond obsessed. Between Drita and Big Ang, I don't know who I love more. I want to be both of them for Halloween! I love that none of them care if they kill each other for higher ratings and a higher paycheck. Now they’re the real Bad Girls Club — some real cutthroat queens!

Dallas DuBois leads drag princesses Holly Dae, Bootsie LeFaris, Pixie Aventura, Shenea DeDranke and more in Distorted Diznee, Mar. 23 and 30 at New York's Laurie Beechman Theatre. For tickets visit spincyclenyc.com.

Photos: Alexandra Strada