Paris Hilton Is Stupid AND Fake

It’s been a big week for secret recordings of public figures.

Both Paris Hilton and Mitt Romney alienated their bases, but what’s more interesting about Paris Hilton’s gaffe is the clear view of how ignorant she is about gay culture, HIV, and how privacy doesn’t really exist anymore (despite the leak of her sex tape years ago).

It reminded us of how ignorant she was when she started touring as a DJ. Here’s a video of her “DJing” with the help of a friend working the knobs while she dances in front of the decks:

Stick with the scripted reality shows, sweetheart; talking and pretending don’t seem to be your strong suits.