How to Ditch a Bar Tab

Take a lesson from four dudes who recently drank and dashed at Melbourne’s Vue de monde restaurant in the Rialto Towers.

1. Wear nice suits.

2. Order expensive cocktails at a fancy bar on the 55th floor.

3. “Superman-change" into parachutes in the bathroom.

4. Go to balcony and jump off building.

5. Scream, “Suckaaaaaaaaaaas!”