Here's to the Ladies Who Cleanse

In response to a New York Times report on workplace group juice cleanses, New York mag’s The Cut has hilariously imagined a breakdown for two days of a fictional office cleanse. Sample:

10 a.m.: Steph catches Christina Google-imaging pictures of steak and pulls up a chair to join.
11 a.m.: A pigeon perches on the windowsill; Stella eyes it hungrily.
1 p.m.: Charlotte’s hair starts coming out in clumps.

Now this is a workplace comedy we’d watch religiously while eating many, many delicious solids.