To help us navigate the confusing world of love, lust, and what to wear, we've tapped a few of your favorite adult film stars for some... direction.
This week, the hunky, nerdfoxy, and definition of cuteness Colby Keller coaches us DLNQNTs on how to snag the shy, creative type out on the town.
DLNQNT: One could assume you get hit on a lot; what's a gentle letdown for an unwanted advance? Colby Keller: If I'm making that rare public appearance — ’cause I'm truly shy and introverted — and I get hit on, I'm usually oblivious to the fact, as suggested by my friends. I'm not sure how gentle being clueless is... perhaps it's better than being listless.
Manscaping — how much is too much? And how do you get your partner to clean up his act in hard to reach places? CK: If it's hard to reach, I expect it to be hairy.
What's your ultimate dating deal-breaker? CK: A lack of curiosity.
Forget Mars and Venus; it's been said that there are five languages of love regardless of sex and orientation — which is the most important? CK: Quality time. It's the only thing there truly can't be enough of.
What's the best way to keep your boudoir fresh? CK: Nothing beats a Roomba.
Colby Keller can be seen on Randy Blue (NSFW) later this month. He can be found on Facebook, Twitter, and he blogs regularly here (NSFW)... but if you really want to get his attention, make a Colby-Gami (NSFW).