Falling in Love with: Bryan Slater

To help us navigate the confusing world of love, lust, and what to wear, we've tapped a few of your favorite adult film stars for some... direction.

This week, model, part-time adult demi-star, and full time southern belle, Bryan Slater eases our anxiety in the twisted game of finding Mr. Right Now.

DLNQNT: One could assume you get hit on a lot; what's a gentle letdown for an unwanted advance? Bryan Slater: On the rare occasion that I'm actually hit on and recognize that it's happening — no modesty here, just truth — I usually revert to my good southern manners, just smile, and say, "Thank you, but I'm not interested." And then I move to the other side of the steam room.

Manscaping — how much is too much? And how do you get your partner to clean up his act in hard to reach places? BS: I don't wear the hair on my head the same way all the time, so why should my body hair be any different? I say do what feels good. If you don't like it, it grows back! I always shave my balls because I like the way it feels. If you don't like it, look at someone else's balls.

What's your ultimate dating deal-breaker? BS: Draft ineligibility.

Forget Mars and Venus; it's been said that there are five languages of love regardless of sex and orientation — which is the most important? BS: I don't think these can be prioritized. All these "languages" are vital to relationships, hook-ups, and orgies.

What's the best way to keep your boudoir fresh? BS: Change the boys in your bed daily.

Bryan Slater can be seen in Dirty Director (NSFW), along with DLNQNT daddy bear Jake Deckard. He blogs (NSFW), is on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, launching Anteros Media, and can be reached for modeling work here and here.