The top 10 things we’re living for this week. Get into it.
10. BLU-RAY: Barbarella. Horny fanboys rejoice! Barbarella, Jane Fonda’s sexy, campy sci-fi adventure, is available June 3 on Blu-ray.
9. TV: The Skinny. Patrick-Ian Polk of Noah’s Arc fame continues his exploration of the African-American LGBTQ experience with The Skinny, which makes its premiere July 8 on Logo.
8. MUSIC: Wild Ones, Flo Rida. Flo Rida can write a hook! We already live for “Whistle,” “Good Feeling,” and “Wild Ones” feat. Sia, so we’re psyched to hear what else he’s got for us when his fourth album, Wild Ones, drops July 3.
7. MOVIE: Savages. Forget Dan and Nate — Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively literally finds herself in the middle of hotties Taylor Kitsch and Aaron Taylor-Johnson as pot growers in Savages, Oliver Stone’s crime thriller, which premieres July 6. Ugh, John Travolta costars.
6. THEATRE: Triassic Parq. Gender-morphing cloned dinosaurs contemplate their own existence in the goofy, raunchy musical spoof Triassic Parq, which just opened at off-Broadway’s Soho Playhouse with narration by “Morgan Freeman” — or “Samuel L. Jackson.”
4. MOVIE: Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D. In theatres July 5, Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D — Katy Perry’s answer to Madonna’s Truth or Dare — is everything you ever wanted to know about the pop tart, including her divorce from Russell Brand.
3. TV: Web Therapy. The incomparable Lisa Kudrow is back as incompetent online therapist Fiona Wallice when Web Therapy returns July 2 for a second season on Showtime.
2. MOVIE: The Amazing Spider-Man. Director Marc Webb of (500) Days of Summer fame takes on the Marvel Comics franchise with stars Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone in The Amazing Spider-Man, which is out July 3.
1. TV: Big Ang. Beginning July 8, outrageous Mob Wives breakout star Angela “Big Ang” Raiola gets her own show on VH1, Big Ang, which focuses on life at her Staten Island bar, The Drunken Monkey.