The top 10 things we’re living for this week. Get into it.
10. MOVIE: The Campaign. Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis fight dirty to win a seat in Congress in The Campaign, which is in theatres Aug. 10. Hilarity will most certainly ensue.
9. MUSIC: Perfectly Imperfect, Elle Varner. Out Aug. 7, Perfectly Imperfect, the debut album by buzzworthy R&B artist Elle Varner includes soulful singles “Only Wanna Give It to You,” “Refill,” and “I Don’t Care.”
8. MOVIE: The Bourne Legacy. We caught the explosive trailer for Jeremy Renner’s’ fourth Bourne flick, The Bourne Legacy, before The Dark Night Rises, and we were all, Oh, that actually looks pretty good. So there you go. It’s out Aug. 10.
7. DVD: Pants Off and Tired Hooker, Kathy Griffin. We love her most when she works blue! A double feature of Kathy Griffin’s last two stand-up specials — Pants Off and the newly Emmy-nominated Tired Hooker — is available Aug. 7 on DVD.
6. TV: Childrens Hospital. Adult Swim’s hilarious satire of medical dramas, Childrens Hospital returns Aug. 9 for its fourth season with returning stars Rob Corddry and Megan Mullally.
5. DVD: Dance Moms: Season One. Catch up on all of dance coach Abby Lee Miller’s larger-than-life craziness when the first season of Lifetime’s Dance Moms is finally released Aug. 7 on DVD.
4. MOVIE: Celeste and Jesse Forever. Out now in limited release, Celeste and Jesse Forever stars Rashida Jones and Andy Samberg as best friends getting a divorce. Call it a split-cute rom-com.
3. TV: The Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne. Stand-up and sitcom legend Roseanne gets roasted Aug. 12 on Comedy Central with roastmaster Jane Lynch.
2. TV: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. Drink your special go-go juice, Shelby! TLC’s new reality series Here Comes Honey Boo Boo premieres Aug. 8 with meme-y Toddlers & Tiaras alum Alana Thompson.
1. BLU-RAY: Clue; Spaceballs; Adventures in Babysitting; and Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion. It’s an amazeballs week for insanely quotable classic-kitschy Blu-ray releases. Aside from the endless pleasures that are Clue and the 15th anniversary edition of Romy and Michele, add the 25th anniversary editions of Adventures in Babysitting and Spaceballs to your Blu-ray library Aug. 7.