Butch It Up with Ruffles

Ruffles has unleased their new Ulimate line of Ruffles chips (Kickin' Jalapeno Ranch and Sweet & Smokin' BBQ) and dips (Beef 'N Cheese and Smokehouse Bacon), which are touted to have the “deepest ruffles ridges ever to load up with bold real-food dips made with favorite ‘man’ foods and flavors.” Will you take serious girly offense to this grocery gender stereotyping or just chow down — with or without a penis?

If you were a real man, you'd also dip your maple bacon cookies slathered in bacon mayo, chase it with a bacon-infused milkshake, and then blow it out at Baconery.