Bradley Cooper is the Elephant Man

And what a trunk! People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” Bradley Cooper is shirtless, contorted, and working a pair of old-timey grandpa boxers to play famously deformed Englishman Joseph Merrick in the sold-out, well-reviewed revival of The Elephant Man at the Williamstown Theatre Festival in Williamstown, Mass.

We’d still hit it.

Sexiest Elephant Man since David Bowie in 1980?

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