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<!--Generated by Squarespace V5 Site Server v5.13.159 (http://www.squarespace.com) on Sat, 25 May 2013 10:16:19 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>DLNQNT</title><subtitle>DLNQNT</subtitle><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/atom.xml"/><updated>2013-03-01T06:39:21Z</updated><generator uri="http://five.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace V5 Site Server v5.13.159 (http://www.squarespace.com)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>Don't Bogart the Brogurt, Dude</title><category term="Binge &amp; Purge"/><category term="WTF"/><category term="food"/><category term="gym"/><category term="men"/><category term="workout"/><category term="yogurt"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/dont-bogart-the-brogurt-dude.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/dont-bogart-the-brogurt-dude.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-03-01T05:48:21Z</published><updated>2013-03-01T05:48:21Z</updated></entry><entry><title>DLNQNT Vapid Fire: Jincey Lumpkin</title><category term="Cindy Crawford"/><category term="Jincey Lumpkin"/><category term="New York"/><category term="Q&amp;A"/><category term="Sex"/><category term="Vapid Fire"/><category term="lesbian"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/dlnqnt-vapid-fire-jincey-lumpkin.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/dlnqnt-vapid-fire-jincey-lumpkin.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-03-01T04:38:38Z</published><updated>2013-03-01T04:38:38Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://dlnqnt.com/storage/Jincey Lumpkin.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1362115508376" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p><span style="color: black;">Get to know sex columnist Jincey Lumpkin, Esq., founder and Chief Sexy Officer of&nbsp;</span><span style="color: black;"><a href="http://www.juicypinkbox.com/"><span style="color: black;">Juicy Pink Box</span></a></span><span style="color: black;">,&nbsp;a lesbian lifestyle brand enticing women to explore fantasies.</span></p>
]]></summary></entry><entry><title>Buy This Isaac Mizrahi Tie Now</title><category term="Fashion"/><category term="Fashion Fix"/><category term="bowties"/><category term="gay"/><category term="plaid"/><category term="style"/><category term="ties"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/buy-this-isaac-mizrahi-tie-now.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/buy-this-isaac-mizrahi-tie-now.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-03-01T03:20:55Z</published><updated>2013-03-01T03:20:55Z</updated></entry><entry><title>A Drag Queen May Be America's Next Top Model</title><category term="ANTM"/><category term="CW"/><category term="Queen Please!"/><category term="TV"/><category term="drag"/><category term="drag queens"/><category term="model"/><category term="modeling"/><category term="models"/><category term="reality TV"/><category term="tyra"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/a-drag-queen-may-be-americas-next-top-model.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/a-drag-queen-may-be-americas-next-top-model.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-03-01T03:02:17Z</published><updated>2013-03-01T03:02:17Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://dlnqnt.com/storage/cory-wade-hinderoff-top-model-antm.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1362106964879" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Thanks, Tyra! Love ya, mean it. This summer&#8217;s 20th cycle of <em>America&#8217;s Next&nbsp;</em><em>Top Model</em>&nbsp;will be the first to feature male contestants in the competition &mdash; including a Philly drag queen named Cory Wade Hindorff by day and Serena Starr by night! See his intro video after the jump.</p>
]]></summary></entry><entry><title>How Weird Is It That Perez Is a Dad?</title><category term="Above The Fold"/><category term="Perez Hilton"/><category term="WTF"/><category term="blogger"/><category term="dad"/><category term="fatherhood"/><category term="gay"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/how-weird-is-it-that-perez-is-a-dad.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/how-weird-is-it-that-perez-is-a-dad.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-03-01T02:46:43Z</published><updated>2013-03-01T02:46:43Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://dlnqnt.com/storage/perezDAD.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1362106048740" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Our minds are blown &mdash; not only by the fact that blogger Perez Hilton is a blogger, but also because he managed to keep it secret for weeks. Break out the cigars and check out his big <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2013-02-27-perez-hilton-is-a-father-announces-birth-of-first-child-a-son-beautiful-baby-boy#readmore" target="_blank">announcement</a> after the jump.</p>
]]></summary></entry><entry><title>ArGO, Gurl! Ben Affleck Is Gayer Than You Thought</title><category term="#TotesAmaze"/><category term="Argo"/><category term="Ben Affleck"/><category term="Jennifer Lopez"/><category term="Oscars"/><category term="PFLAG"/><category term="directors"/><category term="gay"/><category term="marriage equality"/><category term="movies"/><category term="rumor mill"/><category term="top 10"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/argo-gurl-ben-affleck-is-gayer-than-you-thought.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/argo-gurl-ben-affleck-is-gayer-than-you-thought.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-23T03:22:11Z</published><updated>2013-02-23T03:22:11Z</updated></entry><entry><title>New Video: Honey Mahogany - It's Honey</title><category term="Honey Mahogany"/><category term="Jujubee"/><category term="Queen Please!"/><category term="Raja"/><category term="Rupaul's Drag Race"/><category term="drag queens"/><category term="music"/><category term="new video"/><category term="video"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/new-video-honey-mahogany-its-honey.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/new-video-honey-mahogany-its-honey.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-23T03:08:49Z</published><updated>2013-02-23T03:08:49Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://dlnqnt.com/storage/Honey-Mahogany-by-Jose-Colon-Guzman.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1361588963868" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>She may&#8217;ve gotten the boot, but <em>RuPaul&#8217;s Drag Race</em> contestant Honey Mahogany has the last laugh with a new single and skin-baring video featuring fellow <em>Drag Race</em> alums Raja and Jujubee. Get into it &mdash; and read our recent Q&amp;A with San Fran&#8217;s Honey <a href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/queen-please-qa-honey-mahogany.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
]]></summary></entry><entry><title>Sherry Vine Makes Tony Danza Relevant Again</title><category term="LOL"/><category term="Queen Please!"/><category term="Sherry Vine"/><category term="TV"/><category term="Tina Turner"/><category term="Tony Danza"/><category term="drag queens"/><category term="music"/><category term="new video"/><category term="satire"/><category term="spoof"/><category term="video"/><category term="’80s"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/sherry-vine-makes-tony-danza-relevant-again.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/sherry-vine-makes-tony-danza-relevant-again.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-23T02:40:37Z</published><updated>2013-02-23T02:40:37Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://dlnqnt.com/storage/sherrytonydanza.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1361587273516" alt="" /></span></span><a href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/queen-please-qa-sherry-vine.html" target="_blank">Sherry Vine</a>&#8217;s latest video &mdash; described on Facebook as &#8220;thrown together as a giggle&#8221; and &#8220;a $1 quickie as we prepare for our next biggie!!&#8221; &mdash; reminds everyone how hot Tony Danza and all those masculine late &rsquo;70s and early &rsquo;80s TV stars were. No doubt Tina Turner will be thrilled with the use of her song, &#8220;Private Dancer.&#8221; Anyone got her number in Switzerland?
]]></summary></entry><entry><title>Lance Bass, Creamy and Tangy</title><category term="Binge &amp; Purge"/><category term="Lance Bass"/><category term="Miracle Whip"/><category term="Susan Boyle"/><category term="Village People"/><category term="WTF"/><category term="ad"/><category term="commercial"/><category term="condiments"/><category term="gay"/><category term="mayo"/><category term="sandwiches"/><category term="spokesman"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/lance-bass-creamy-and-tangy.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/lance-bass-creamy-and-tangy.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-23T02:29:56Z</published><updated>2013-02-23T02:29:56Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://dlnqnt.com/storage/LanceBassmayo.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1361586629800" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #262626;">Lance Bass is officially at the level of fame where he&#8217;s agrees to be spokesman for crap like Miracle Whip. Check out his wide-eyed print ad, and after the jump watch his amusing new commercial, in which he&rsquo;s joined by some unexpected &mdash; or totally expected? &mdash; musical friends like Village People and Susan Boyle.</span></p>
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]]></summary></entry><entry><title>DLNQNT Vapid Fire: Erin Markey</title><category term="Ben Rimalower"/><category term="Chely Wright"/><category term="Christmas"/><category term="Erin Markey"/><category term="Kenny Mellman"/><category term="NYC"/><category term="Q&amp;A"/><category term="Vapid Fire"/><category term="cabaret"/><category term="comedy"/><category term="singer"/><category term="theatre"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/dlnqnt-vapid-fire-erin-markey.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/dlnqnt-vapid-fire-erin-markey.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-21T04:53:09Z</published><updated>2013-02-21T04:53:09Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://dlnqnt.com/storage/erinmarkey%20dlnqnt.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1361529903171" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p><span style="color: black;">Get to know kooky actress-chanteuse Erin Markey, who digs round, short crap and makes her solo cabaret debut Mar. 15 at Joe&rsquo;s Pub in NYC.</span></p>
]]></summary></entry><entry><title>James Franco's Paintings Are Hella Gay</title><category term="#TotesAmaze"/><category term="Art"/><category term="Germany"/><category term="James Franco"/><category term="WTF"/><category term="gay"/><category term="painting"/><category term="sexy"/><category term="weird"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/james-francos-paintings-are-hella-gay.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/james-francos-paintings-are-hella-gay.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-20T03:54:50Z</published><updated>2013-02-20T03:54:50Z</updated></entry><entry><title>Make Bianca Del Rio a Movie Star!</title><category term="Bianca Del Rio"/><category term="NYC"/><category term="Queen Please!"/><category term="drag queens"/><category term="movies"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/make-bianca-del-rio-a-movie-star.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/make-bianca-del-rio-a-movie-star.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-20T03:35:03Z</published><updated>2013-02-20T03:35:03Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://dlnqnt.com/storage/Hurricane Bianca Can Do It.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1361331344996" alt="" /></span></span>Stop what you&#8217;re doing and throw a few bucks at <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/hurricane-bianca" target="_blank">Hurricane Bianca</a>, writer-director Matt Kugelman&#8217;s movie about a New York teacher who moves to Texas, gets outed, fired, and then comes back as a drag queen out for revenge! Duh, who else but <a href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/queen-please-qa-bianca-del-rio.html" target="_blank">Bianca Del Rio</a>&nbsp;&mdash; aka Roy Haylock &mdash; could play this b!tch?
]]></summary></entry><entry><title>Justin and Madonna's Instagram Battle</title><category term="#TotesAmaze"/><category term="Instagram"/><category term="Justin Timberlake"/><category term="Madonna"/><category term="Photography"/><category term="grammys"/><category term="music"/><category term="pizza"/><category term="pop"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/justin-and-madonnas-instagram-battle.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/justin-and-madonnas-instagram-battle.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-20T03:24:22Z</published><updated>2013-02-20T03:24:22Z</updated></entry><entry><title>New Remixes: Emeli Sandé - Next to Me</title><category term="#TotesAmaze"/><category term="Brits"/><category term="Emeli Sande"/><category term="James Egbert"/><category term="MOTi"/><category term="Manhattan Clique"/><category term="music"/><category term="new remix"/><category term="remix"/><category term="remixes"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/new-remixes-emeli-sande-next-to-me.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/new-remixes-emeli-sande-next-to-me.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-20T03:12:59Z</published><updated>2013-02-20T03:12:59Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://dlnqnt.com/storage/emeli sande next to me remixes.jpeg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1361330026164" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>We love this high-haired Brit! Get into new remixes of her debut single &#8220;Next to Me&#8221; by Manhattan Clique, MOTi, and James Egbert after the jump &mdash; and also <a href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/aural-addiction-emeli-sande-our-version-of-events.html" target="_blank">check out highlights</a> from her album <em>Our Version of Events</em>.</p>
]]></summary></entry><entry><title>Happy Presidents' Day from DLNQNT</title><category term="#TotesAmaze"/><category term="Kevin Kline"/><category term="LOL"/><category term="New York Times"/><category term="Politics"/><category term="gay"/><category term="grammar"/><category term="holiday"/><category term="hot guys"/><category term="president"/><category term="punctuation"/><category term="sexy"/><category term="top 20"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/happy-presidents-day-from-dlnqnt.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/happy-presidents-day-from-dlnqnt.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-18T11:00:33Z</published><updated>2013-02-18T11:00:33Z</updated></entry><entry><title>Sweet Brown Hopes You Had Time for V-Day</title><category term="#TotesAmaze"/><category term="Love"/><category term="Meme"/><category term="Memes"/><category term="Sweet Brown"/><category term="Valentine's Day"/><category term="Youtube"/><category term="video"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/sweet-brown-hopes-you-had-time-for-v-day.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/sweet-brown-hopes-you-had-time-for-v-day.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-15T02:54:19Z</published><updated>2013-02-15T02:54:19Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://dlnqnt.com/storage/Sweet B VDay.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1360896975040" alt="" /></span></span>Lord Jesus, it was Valentine&#8217;s Day, and meme-maker Sweet Brown loves you.
]]></summary></entry><entry><title>10 Ways to Prevent Valentine's Day Suicide</title><category term="#TotesAmaze"/><category term="Dating"/><category term="Love"/><category term="Valentine's Day"/><category term="depression"/><category term="gay"/><category term="heartbreak"/><category term="lonely"/><category term="suicide"/><category term="top 10"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/10-ways-to-prevent-valentines-day-suicide.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/10-ways-to-prevent-valentines-day-suicide.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-14T03:13:12Z</published><updated>2013-02-14T03:13:12Z</updated></entry><entry><title>DLNQNT Vapid Fire: Mike Pingel</title><category term="Betty White"/><category term="Golden Girls"/><category term="Mike Pingel"/><category term="Q&amp;A"/><category term="TV"/><category term="Vapid Fire"/><category term="biography"/><category term="books"/><category term="gay"/><category term="’70s"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/dlnqnt-vapid-fire-mike-pingel.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/dlnqnt-vapid-fire-mike-pingel.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-14T03:10:14Z</published><updated>2013-02-14T03:10:14Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://dlnqnt.com/storage/MikePingel.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1360811485177" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Get to know &rsquo;70s-obsessed author, actor, and publicist Mike Pingel, who recently released the book&nbsp;<em>Betty White Rules the World: The Ultimate and Unauthorized Guide to Television&#8217;s Grande Dame</em>.</p>
]]></summary></entry><entry><title>We Would Molest His Gay Cookies</title><category term="#TotesAmaze"/><category term="LOL"/><category term="Randy Rainbow"/><category term="Rick Perry"/><category term="Youtube"/><category term="Zac Efron"/><category term="boy scouts"/><category term="comedy"/><category term="cookies"/><category term="gay"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/we-would-molest-his-gay-cookies.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/we-would-molest-his-gay-cookies.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-14T03:06:40Z</published><updated>2013-02-14T03:06:40Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://dlnqnt.com/storage/randy boy scouts.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1360811345864" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p><a href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/randy-rainbow-chews-the-scenery.html" target="_blank">Scenery-chewing</a> YouTube starlet<a href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/dlnqnt-vapid-fire-randy-rainbow.html" target="_blank"> Randy Rainbow</a> hops on the antigay Boy Scouts of America bandwagon with his latest video, in which he goes door to door selling cookies and raising awareness for gay scouts. But oh, those delicious gay cookies &mdash; Bossy Bottoms, Beyonc&eacute; Brownies, and Peanut Butter Poppers with real poppers. Of course, if this were like a <a href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/vote-for-chicken-waffles-obviously.html" target="_blank">Lay&#8217;s potato chip popularity contest</a>, we&#8217;d probably vote for the Zac Efron Sugar Balls.</p>
]]></summary></entry><entry><title>Vote for Chicken &amp; Waffles, Obviously</title><category term="Asian"/><category term="Binge &amp; Purge"/><category term="Fat People"/><category term="Italy"/><category term="WTF"/><category term="chicken"/><category term="chips"/><category term="contest"/><category term="fat"/><category term="food"/><category term="voting"/><category term="waffle"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/vote-for-chicken-waffles-obviously.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/vote-for-chicken-waffles-obviously.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-14T03:02:43Z</published><updated>2013-02-14T03:02:43Z</updated></entry><entry><title>How to Win an Autographed Copy of the New Jackie Collins!</title><category term="How To"/><category term="Jackie Collins"/><category term="Shortcuts"/><category term="boat"/><category term="books"/><category term="contest"/><category term="romance"/><category term="scandal"/><category term="sexy"/><category term="the rich"/><category term="wealth"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/how-to-win-an-autographed-copy-of-the-new-jackie-collins.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/how-to-win-an-autographed-copy-of-the-new-jackie-collins.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-13T04:15:17Z</published><updated>2013-02-13T04:15:17Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://dlnqnt.com/storage/Power Trip dlnqnt.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1360725846046" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Enter here to win an autographed copy of <em><a href="http://thepowertripbook.com" target="_blank">The Power Trip</a></em> from Jackie Collins!</p>
]]></summary></entry><entry><title>How to Clean Your Peen</title><category term="#TotesAmaze"/><category term="How To"/><category term="LOL"/><category term="Sex"/><category term="ad"/><category term="ads"/><category term="bathroom"/><category term="men"/><category term="penis"/><category term="vagina"/><category term="whores"/><category term="women"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/how-to-clean-your-peen.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/how-to-clean-your-peen.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-13T03:30:31Z</published><updated>2013-02-13T03:30:31Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://dlnqnt.com/storage/Pecker Clean 2.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1360723167837" alt="" /></span></span>Are you a dirty, dirty whore? Do you think twice about your cookie&#8217;s freshness post-twerk, pre-trick? Playtex wants to save gals and guys the trouble of a shower with their new <a href="http://www.freshandsexy.com/" target="_blank">Fresh + Sexy</a> wipes. Clearly we wouldn&#8217;t mention it if it weren&#8217;t for their funny ad campaign featuring polished knobs and clean peckers. See more below.
]]></summary></entry><entry><title>DLNQNT Vapid Fire: Leslie Birkland</title><category term="Dallas"/><category term="Jennifer Aniston"/><category term="Leslie Birkland"/><category term="Texas"/><category term="Vapid Fire"/><category term="blonde"/><category term="burgers"/><category term="fashion week"/><category term="pageant"/><category term="reality TV"/><category term="style"/><category term="the rich"/><category term="wealth"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/dlnqnt-vapid-fire-leslie-birkland.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/dlnqnt-vapid-fire-leslie-birkland.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-13T02:16:49Z</published><updated>2013-02-13T02:16:49Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://dlnqnt.com/storage/Leslie Birkland dlnqnt.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1360722228476" alt="" /></span></span>Get to know Leslie Birkland, a professional pageant coach living the glamorous life as a breakout star of the reality series <em>Big Rich Texas </em>on the Style Network.
]]></summary></entry><entry><title>New Video: Del Marquis &amp; Xavier - Let Me Tickle Your Fancy</title><category term="#TotesAmaze"/><category term="Del Marquis"/><category term="Jermaine Jackson"/><category term="Scissor Sisters"/><category term="WTF"/><category term="hot boys"/><category term="music"/><category term="new video"/><category term="sexy"/><category term="shirtless"/><category term="strippers"/><category term="video"/><category term="’80s"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/new-video-del-marquis-xavier-let-me-tickle-your-fancy.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/new-video-del-marquis-xavier-let-me-tickle-your-fancy.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-13T01:47:18Z</published><updated>2013-02-13T01:47:18Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://dlnqnt.com/storage/Del Marquis Tickle dlnqnt.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1360720068606" alt="" /></span></span>Scissor Sisters are on a break &mdash; don&#8217;t worry, it&#8217;s not you; it&#8217;s them &mdash; so guitarist Del Marquis had no choice but to cover Jermaine Jackson&#8217;s 1982 tune &#8220;Let Me Tickle Your Fancy&#8221; with pal Xavier. The video pays hilarious tribute to cheesy &#8217;80s video effects, but it stars a go-go boy with contemporary skilllllz, honey. Watch it after the jump &mdash; and get a free download <a href="http://www.delmarquis.com/tickle/#" target="_blank">here</a>.
]]></summary></entry><entry><title>DLNQNT Do or Die: Feb. 11 - Feb. 17</title><category term="Do or Die"/><category term="Naomi Campbell"/><category term="TV"/><category term="The Face"/><category term="model"/><category term="models"/><category term="reality TV"/><id>http://dlnqnt.com/blog/dlnqnt-do-or-die-feb-11-feb-17.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dlnqnt.com/blog/dlnqnt-do-or-die-feb-11-feb-17.html"/><author><name>Gastemaker</name></author><published>2013-02-12T02:27:49Z</published><updated>2013-02-12T02:27:49Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://dlnqnt.com/storage/the-face-models-DDD main.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1360636095770" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>The top 5 things we&#8217;re living for this week. Get into it.</p>
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