As If Drew Barrymore Would Buy a Gay Bar

The National Enquirer is “reporting” that Drew Barrymore bought a West Hollywood go-go boy bar called Revolver and is itching to buy its gay neighbor, Eleven. We’re sure she loves the gays, but shut the front door, Enquirer.

Gossip Cop seems to have actually taken the trouble to speak to Drew’s reps, and they report that it’s a misunderstanding; Drew’s “business associate” is actually the one trying to take over the WeHo club scene.

Meanwhile, Gay.net tries to start the rumor that Drew is “renaming her new club Charlie’s Anals and thinks it will be ‘thuper-cool’ to redecorate it to look like the Grey Gardens mansion at its very worst. She also purchased new plasma screens and will insist that Riding in Cars with Boys and Boys on the Side play on a constant loop as E.T. plushies start fires with their minds in the VIP section.” OMG, Stefon would never go anywhere else!