Abby Lee Miller Calls The Kettle Black

If it weren’t for South Park this week, we’d be in Here Comes Honey Boo Boo withdrawal. Unfortunately, Cartman’s mother has some words about America’s new reality sweetheart as she drums up interest for her new show.

Exactly… right. Totally.

Abbey’s new dance reality competition (which premieres on Oct 9th) will be great not because of her, or the queen who used to work with the also overweight Lady Gaga, but because of Robin Antin.

Robin Antin started the Pussycat Dolls Cabaret which lead to the Pussycat Dolls pop act. Although she should be disqualified of awesomeness for bringing Nicole Scherzinger into social relevance, she is redeemed for her first reality show with Lil Kim and Mark McGrath, Girlicious. 

She was casting for her next girl group via reality tv that had much more shade than America’s Next Top Model, with more singing, and all the production values of a show on the early CW.

You don’t remember the winning girl group Girlicious? What single did they ever produce?

Advertiser sponsored, “Like Me”

The much more amazing B-Side, “Stupid Sh*t” 

BOOOM.

They are no more after being a big deal in Canada…and my iPod.

Welcome back Robin Antin; don’t let us down!

Sweet Jesus, please takeover the press tour for this show.