A Stem Cell Burger with Cheese, Please

Test-tube burgers are coming as early as October, and God-playing scientist Dr. Mark Post hopes to have the first Petri dish patties cooked up by a fancy chef and ceremoniously eaten by a celebrity taster. But which celeb should take that first bite?

If only Charlton Heston were still alive...

While they figure out if they have the budget to stuff a Kardashian's face with creepy meat — as long as it's washed down by Millions of Milkshakes, of course! — graffiti artist Hanksy has a fine suggestion for the faux-burger server: