A Clean Buzz for OCD Sufferers!

Your mouthwash and cough syrup are finally safe; teens are now getting wicked high off of hand sanitizer, often using salt to separate out the ethyl alcohol. Way to catch up, kids; prisoners and school teachers have been chugging that crap since 2009.

Great, so it's only a matter of time before our Purell's inconveniently locked away out of easy reach along with Sudafed and spray paint. Why can't teens start snorting Doritos crumbs and tripping balls off of Ben and Jerry's?