How to Clean Your Peen
Are you a dirty, dirty whore? Do you think twice about your cookie’s freshness post-twerk, pre-trick? Playtex wants to save gals and guys the trouble of a shower with their new Fresh + Sexy wipes. Clearly we wouldn’t mention it if it weren’t for their funny ad campaign featuring polished knobs and clean peckers. See more below.
DLNQNT Vapid Fire: Leslie Birkland
Get to know Leslie Birkland, a professional pageant coach living the glamorous life as a breakout star of the reality series Big Rich Texas on the Style Network.
New Video: Del Marquis & Xavier - Let Me Tickle Your Fancy
Scissor Sisters are on a break — don’t worry, it’s not you; it’s them — so guitarist Del Marquis had no choice but to cover Jermaine Jackson’s 1982 tune “Let Me Tickle Your Fancy” with pal Xavier. The video pays hilarious tribute to cheesy ’80s video effects, but it stars a go-go boy with contemporary skilllllz, honey. Watch it after the jump — and get a free download here.
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