New Video: Adam Lambert - Never Close Our Eyes

The dystopian future in Adam Lambert's "Never Close Our Eyes" video features aggressively watchful surveillance cameras and choreographed floor-scrubbing — very 1984 meets Annie. Swallow your blue pills and enjoy.

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Who Ordered the Penis Special?

Did you hear the one about the asexual Japanese chef who had his genitals removed and then served them for adventurous eaters at $250 a plate? No, seriously. If you're not squeamish, click here to see Mao Sugiyama's junk — raw and cooked — which was described by diners as "rubbery," "leathery," and "glutinous." Don't these people know that wieners cause booty cancer?

DLNQNT Vapid Fire: Del Shores

Get to know Sordid Lives franchise writer-director Del Shores, who returns to NYC with his latest dishy stand-up tour, Del Shores: Naked. Sordid. Reality.

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New Video: He Met Her: Control

We first met He Met Her when we scored a free download of their track "Take Me Tonight," but we've been formally reintroduced to retro-electro duo Rocky Chance and Mowgli Moon through the ’50s-inspired new video for their first official single, "Control," off their forthcoming Crime Novela EP. Watch the L.A. Bonnie & Clyde fever dream after the jump.

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Wait, Who's on the Maxim Hot 100?

We just bothered to check out the recently unveiled 2012 Maxim Hot 100, which was influenced by reader votes for the first time in history. No wonder this year's list is a Hot Mess 100 that includes Family Guy matriarch Lois Griffin, murder suspect Amanda Knox, and Stephen Colbert. Is nothing sacred? Check out all 100 honorees in under 100 seconds after the jump.

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